Auto-pilot

When a person is on a cocktail of lots of cocaine, lots of liquor and possible sleep deprivation.

"Damn, that bitch is on auto-pilot"

by AncientAlien69 July 25, 2019

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Pilot Excuses

Excuses a pilot makes to get his/her way.

"We have the fuel truck hooked up at the end of the runway with the passengers on board. I know you guys are busy, but can we get a fuel load and add a dog?"

"I'm getting really sick of your pilot excuses."

by SirMcLongFinger November 23, 2021

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Pilot Porn

When someone takes a photo of any air worthy vehicle with a backdrop that would be spectacular to an average aviation illitterate person.

Pilot Porn: Hey man... I have to tell you that that photo you took of your Corvalis over the grand canyon gave me a partial: Pilot Porn.

by skyeblu June 30, 2014

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piloteer

Coined in the indie girl band "My Girlfriend Stole My Rosin"'s song "Piloteer", the singer pines after this perfect girl and wishes to be her piloteer. A piloteer is a person who you look up to for guidance, often in a romantic way.

Girl 1: Hey, I think you're really cute. Will you be my piloteer?
Girl 2: Of course!!

by indie_ah January 6, 2025

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pilot

person who flies a plane

The pilot regained control of the plane before hitting the towers happily.

by Table 278 YT May 6, 2024

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Bonda Pilot

Referring to the 2nd generation Honda Pilot, with a production range spanning from the years 2009-2015, which is objectively superior to the pilots of other generations with their spacious cabins and aggressive and capable design. Widely considered to be one of the vehicles of all time

Jackson: "Yo Jonah, look over there, there's a Bonda Pilot!"
Jonah: "There is?? Those lucky ducks..."
Jackson: "We're riding in one too! Nolan, why is the wheel wobbling??"
Nolan: "It's a feature, not a bug"

by anonymous December 21, 2024

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