Nonce

A derogatory term meaning “non-nazi”

I hate hearing all this positive stuff about Anne Frank, she was a fucking nonce

by The Fürher September 10, 2020

Nonce

Child molester

Maria pinner from Spain is a nonce

by Crack head hunter September 1, 2019

Nonce

A slang term for ‘Nice person’ , typically used in the United Kingdom.

‘ Oh, he’s a nonce’ she said

by wkingsley10 August 28, 2023

nonce

Somebody who is known for sexually harassing or molesting children

Are you talking about Jacob? He’s a right nonce!

by anonymous September 1, 2025

Nonce

British slang for Yvo, a man who sleeps through the whole day, never answers his phone, stalks users on the popular app TikTok and generally nonces around the place. Big nonce

Oi I've been ringing you since 8pm!

Sorry I've been sleeping because of all the TikTok I've been watching

You fucking nonce

by Famalamalamalamalamadingdong May 26, 2020

Dog Nonce

An individual who interferes with dogs and/or finds them sexually attractive

Be careful of that Richard, he’s a dog nonce

by Capybatman January 25, 2020

Sleep nonce

When you are a sleep and you're partner usually the girlfriend/wife/woman is touching your manhood in a sexual way without you consent,they may continue their assault till ejaculation is achieved. Signs that you may have experienced this are semen trails,sore rectum and or brusing around the genital area. Women with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are likely to commit such acts

Kelly is a sleep nonce, I was nonced in my sleep woke up with a snail trail on my chest

by Leano brown September 19, 2025