mushed up

This happens to women When they pee inconsistently. The labia gets bunched up and blocks or partially blocks the stream of pee and causes misdirection.

Marti went to the bathroom but she was all mushed up and peed all over herself .

by LuckyTom December 17, 2016

mush

a man that has a crush on another man ( the man does not have to be gay to have a mush)

oh my god ryder, you totoaly have a mush on shak!

by mia Anderson December 24, 2008

Mush Tush

A very soft (mushy) bowel movement in which an individual wipes their anus over and over again without any great success, resulting in an itchy butt, and the use of a whole roll of toilet paper.

Dude! Why is it that you always get mush tush at my house?! You owe me some Charmin you stinky bastard!

by Lizzyloooo November 18, 2014

mush

mush basically means idiot, its a word only used by wannabe roadmen from middle class backgrounds

"oi lets see that bag mush"

"piss off ya cunt"

by alwaysonsugarcubes May 26, 2024

Brown mush

A term to sea cube A lump of shit mushed up with a cheesy taste to it. Originates from a shithole in India

You are a brown mush

by Ben Hughes February 26, 2021

Mush

1. When you gamble on a team your presence jinxed the favorable outcome.

2. A person that breaks guy code, sleeps with a friends former flame, boo, girlfriend, wife.

Marty is such mush, he sleeps with his friends exs, and can’t pick a winner for shit.

by David Rodriguez May 9, 2022

Mush

A perverted man , usually a mechanic in a small shithole of a town that does little to no work and is mostly in his office rubbing one out to pornhub for the entirety of the working day , a mush is usually found on a KTM out of his working hours

“Hey mush are you coming out for pies tonight?”

“Of course mush let me just Finish mushing one off and I’ll hop on the moto and join ya”

by Jake likes gin May 31, 2018