hottest male to ever exist and he is usually the hottest in his friend group. Everyone wants his massive dick but isnt popular enough to "hit his line"
by holy no plop May 23, 2021

Someone with an inability to party
Colloquialism: Being a mitch
A person characterised by an inability to party
Colloquialism: Being a mitch
A person characterised by an inability to party
by Notdeejay January 9, 2022

In the second frame, Michelle got a Mitch when she bowled a gutter-ball on her first throw and then picked up the spare on her second.
by Rozersedge February 1, 2019

Rebecca Romijn Is Related To Mitch Sturkenboom Through I, And We, Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As Helsltrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, And Messenger Add Oak's Confidence Towards Hurting Individual's Feelings
Rebecca Romijn Is Related To Mitch Sturkenboom Through I, And We, Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As Helsltrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, And Messenger Add Oak's Confidence Towards Hurting Individual's Feelings
by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 7, 2025

A Mitch is a male version of a bitch. (Because of Sen. Mitch McConnell and according to Kevin Hart in Real Husbands of Hollywood)
McConnell's such a motherfuckin' mitch he voted against $2k Covid-19 stimulus checks just so he could get in bed with all the GOP senators.
Mitch better have my money!
Mitch better have my money!
by idkForgot January 1, 2021
