Jewcular Missile

Aka being called an antisemite. This is the Hail Mary when a Jewish person is losing an argument.

Americans are catching onto us my fellow ShekelBergs. It’s time to bring out the Jewcular Missile and call them Antisemites.

by LA Walk January 25, 2025

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Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosion

The act of shoving bombs in both your partner's mouth and your urethra, then having your girl suck your now bomb-filled dick and you bust in the same second as the bombs bust. You must do all this while playing the flute on a brisk saturday afternoon.

Did you hear that Jayniga gave his girl the Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosion?
Yeah, I heard it from next door.

by aiwefal April 30, 2025

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Brazilian missile crisis

When getting head from a female and proceeding to defecate on her breasts

Lou: how was your trip to florida
Richie: it was good until we got home I must’ve got the stomach bug and my girl was going down on my and we had a Brazilian missile crisis

by PapiRoberto February 27, 2025

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Passport-seeking missile

Someone instigating a whirlwind romance and entering into marriage with a hapless victim for the express intent of gaining citizenship in the victim's country. Whereas a gold-digger needs to be in the same location as their victim, passport-seeking missiles can lock on to targets in the US from as far away as the APAC region via Internet dating.

Tyler: Wow, Kiki just divorced Norbert... they'd only been together a few years.
Conrad: Yeah... I tried to warn him but he didn't want to listen and married a passport-seeking missile!

by December 31, 2022

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