cock knocker

any person who, if approached by a male unit, knocks the cock, in a way of personal pleasure.

introspectively: knocks the cock is to suck a penis using multiple pleasuring tools such as the saliva, and tongue. fingers optional
by tommy knockers June 11, 2002
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Scrub them knockers

Go brush them teeth. Originated from accidental wording when sleep deprived.
‘Ew my mouth feels so nasty’ , ‘ go scrub them knockers
by Big Ben 10.0 April 03, 2022
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back door knockers

Testicles, or bollocks - a name given due to the action of the guy's balls slapping a girl's arsehole during frontal sex
"I was really going for it and she was loving my back door knockers."
by Bollywoody April 27, 2015
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TWO BOB KNOCKER

to describe somebody who acts a twat and is wasting your time
an individual who you work with who is no good at their job and is a two bob knocker
by leerob August 21, 2008
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Tennessee Tommy knocker

a sexual act performed when a consenting woman is on the floor ass up in the air and face of the carpet, then the man standing on the bed or any elivated platform and performs a belly flop of sorts with a hard cock with the hopes of finding one of the holes of said woman.
Betty sure does walk funny after Joe landed a Tennessee Tommy knocker in her ass.
by Tucker from Tennessee December 08, 2010
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Door Knocker

An act of violence performed on a person (usually a woman) who is wearing large hoop earrings. The assailant grabs the earring, and swings their fist, holding the earring into the recipient's jaw, possibly ripping the earring from the ear in the process.
Did you see Jeff give that chick a door knocker last night? That was insane!
by dtobicoke August 19, 2011
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Argentinian door knocker

While receiving a blow job in a standing position, the guy lifts his Wang stick out of the way and proceeds to knock his fleshy sack against his partner's forhead. Also known as the upright version of the infamous Tea bag or the reverse version of the Cowgirl Tiara
"Wow Vanessa! I love your new hair cut, those bangs sure do make me want to give you an Argentinian door knocker"
by paddleB September 01, 2014
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