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Houdini Face

Where a feller's bangin' a lass from behind, he shaves his pubes. Then, when he's about to cum, he pulls out, spits on the lass' back, cums in her face, then sticks his pubs in the cum that's (hopefully) hit her top lip.
Nahh, she probably just got Houdini faced.
by colon explorer September 23, 2010
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Houdini titties

When a girls tits are so big that when you titty fuck her your dick disappears.
by The real Cookie Monster. October 7, 2013
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Screaming Houdini

A mixture between a Screaming Eagle and a Houdini. Similar to a Screaming Eagle in that when I guy is rooting a girl doggie style and is about to cum he sticks his dick in her ass. When she turns her head to complain he pulls out and cums in her face, this is the Houdini part.
Jane never liked it when I Screaming Eagled her, she especially didn't like it when I Screaming Houdinied her. I told her "whats wrong with a bit of shit and cum in the eye?"
by Richard James Bitch esq. March 29, 2009
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Hairy Houdini

To go bald, to lose one's hair. Usually as a result of steroid abuse, but can also be caused naturally.
"What the frog man!? My hair just pulled a Hairy Houdini!"
by PokemonScammer645 May 1, 2023
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Pulling a houdini

When you eat ever single thing in sight to the point you can so much mass you collapse in on yourself and form a black hole, the only time you not eating your busting a nut in you bedroom and yes Dinis I’m talking about you, your real name is Hudson you live at 46.03198° N, 118.31820° W and your a huskies fan
RUNNNN FLEE TO MARS HES PULLING A HOUDINI
by Deacon steal December 13, 2024
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houdini bong

holding in a bong toke for so long you don't blow any smoke out.
jaron: "Nice houdini bong jordan"
jordan: "thanks man!"
by siickening October 21, 2010
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Houdini Stick

Angelina: My 3rd leg Craig is huge
Aiden: What's huge? Your Houdini Stick?
by cjho January 30, 2024
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