by Juulz87 September 17, 2023
Get the Highwaymug. A thin strip of mullet that goes from the forehead down the neck, with a dotted line of baldness down the center.
Man 1: “I think I’m gonna go the the barber and get a highway mullet”
Man 2: “I will stop talking to you if you do.”
Man 2: “I will stop talking to you if you do.”
by Lakemore likeocean August 7, 2025
Get the Highway Mulletmug. The "choccy highway" is the descriptive definition given to a one's sphincter in the act of sexual intercourse when one or both parties desire to penetrate said parties anal cavity with their meat popsicle. "Choccy highway" is a neutral term that applies to both genders
Ill be driving up the choccy highway tonight fellas.
I asked her for directions to the choccy highway she said "just over the bend you can't miss it".
Hooked up with a real mud wallet last night but she let me ride the choccy highway so it wasn't too bad.
I asked her for directions to the choccy highway she said "just over the bend you can't miss it".
Hooked up with a real mud wallet last night but she let me ride the choccy highway so it wasn't too bad.
by Jordan Mc April 22, 2018
Get the Choccy highwaymug. 1. An analogy for something so awful that it's comparable to riding a bike on a highway full of absolute dumbasses who don't know how to drive. Also known as Virginians.
2. The worst fucking experience ever
2. The worst fucking experience ever
Use 1:
Person 1: dude, Dave said he went camping last weekend and his tent got blown away but his car wouldn't start.
Person 2: that sounds like biking on a highway in Virginia.
Use 2:
Person 1: I went biking on a highway in Virginia.
Person 2: how did it go?
Person 1: why do you think I'm in the hospital, dumbass?
Person 1: dude, Dave said he went camping last weekend and his tent got blown away but his car wouldn't start.
Person 2: that sounds like biking on a highway in Virginia.
Use 2:
Person 1: I went biking on a highway in Virginia.
Person 2: how did it go?
Person 1: why do you think I'm in the hospital, dumbass?
by Michelle, what the fuck? June 6, 2021
Get the Biking on a highway in Virginiamug. A specific class of land yacht that pertains to American made vehicles made between the 1970's through the 1980's defined by there large square bodies and low horsepower engines. However with spacious cabins and adequate fuel milage makes them excellent long distance vehicles.
Did you hear? My neighbor bought an 84 Cadillac DeVille. It only has the v6 so it's a real Highway Barge!
by NobodyKnowsThatGuy March 12, 2017
Get the highway bargemug. The boy's started at Yardhouse, had a yard of beer. then walked to Hooters to see boobs and get a Trash Can. To end the night the boy's went to Tahiti to see Jenny and have a Mai Tai. this is was we call the Providence Highway Trail
by Meowfthecreator October 14, 2023
Get the Providence highway Trailmug. Highway birth is a phrase typically used when sped people are born a mistake.
accidents usually occur on highways.
accidents usually occur on highways.
by lazystina June 30, 2022
Get the highway birthmug.