ditch eater

licking, the ring of the anus, or the whole ass crack. While your partner is prairie dogging. The ditch eater also inhales the odd fart from said prairie dogger. While enjoying a harty amount of "ditch".

That girls so hot....she'd make me a ditch eater

by Drow696 June 13, 2010

lotus eater

In modern usage, the term Lotus Eater is used as a pejorative.

It refers to self absorbed, psuedo-intellectual dope smokers who are prone to grandiose ideas, but insulated from the real-world consequences. Lotus Eaters think that their skewed subjective reality is analogous to all other peoples in all other circumstances - even disparate cultures on the other side of the world.

"The GI on the ground in Iraq can't really relate to the lotus eaters back home."

"The lyrics of Michael Franti heavily resonate in the drug-addled mind of the lotus-eater."

by Pinche Jose Ciudadano December 29, 2008

Soap Eater

A man-child who eats saop. He probably is loud, annoying and drunk.

Alex just ate Soap! What a Soap Eater!

by Toby Tobi Tobe February 22, 2012

pussy eater

to feast upon the flesh of a small furry animal known as a cat

Mark,what the f**k!!, what the hell are doing to that poor animal!

by WeVer September 22, 2003

Turd Eater

An American cocker spaniel.

I thought I was getting a cute cuddly puppy, not a stinking ratbag turd eater, nobody wants to touch the animal.

by J. Lodes October 10, 2006

Indian Eater

One who picks up something at the grocery store and proceeds to test it by taking a bite. Afterwards they decide they do not like the item, so they simply set it back on the shelf.

I went to get a box of Pazcki donuts from Meijer today and someone had taken a bite out of them.

Must have been an indian eater.

by w28 February 18, 2010

News Eater

Someone that uses the Facebook Newsfeed to get all their Facebook info, as opposed to fraping peoples walls.

John: How did you see my post, you frapist?

Sam: I'm not a frapist, I'm a News Eater!

John: Oh sorry, my mistake.

by Froridinator July 22, 2010