by H.Peezy March 19, 2008
Get the Ya Burntmug. Your girlfriend cheated on you but you take her back and then she does it again and you get mad about it. So she tells you, you got "burnt shoulda learnt".
by G Gonz August 5, 2007
Get the burnt shoulda learntmug. the person in every group of friends that no one likes. usually either a possibly homosexual white male, or obnoxious fat bitch. said person almost always knows they're the burnt pickle, but still pretends everyone likes them.
obnoxious fat bitch:
HEEEYYY GUYSSS HAHAHAHAHAHA.
somewhat attractive friend:
oh my god, you are such a burnt pickle.
obnoxious fat bitch:
LOL WERE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS.
HEEEYYY GUYSSS HAHAHAHAHAHA.
somewhat attractive friend:
oh my god, you are such a burnt pickle.
obnoxious fat bitch:
LOL WERE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS.
by zombiee January 18, 2011
Get the burnt picklemug. Term for someone lazy to redo something they just messed up, or too comfortable to change a situation for the better.
Literal Example: Making breakfast in the morning & you burn the toast, there are 3 choices: 1) You bin it and go without breakfast 2) You scrape some of the burnt stuff off or 3) You eat it as is. But under no circumstances do you make fresh toast.
Mike: Bob is always whining about how his girlfriend never does anything around the house, I can't understand why he doesnt do anything about it.
Geoff: Burnt toast my friend, burnt toast.
Mike: Bob is always whining about how his girlfriend never does anything around the house, I can't understand why he doesnt do anything about it.
Geoff: Burnt toast my friend, burnt toast.
by Sketchey January 6, 2008
Get the burnt toastmug. A series of short cartoons by David Firth. Burnt Face Man is supposedly a superhero named Burnt Face Man, but doesn't have many powers. He also has a burnt face. He can however create a SONIC BOOM although it is weak. Burnt Face man is reputed to be gay, and has two main foes, Man Spider and Bastard man. He enjoys playing Mel Gibson's safari 3 and having a piece of cheese. Anger Man gave him a golden shower while listening to cradle of filth.
Burnt Face Man: Take that crime, you shit!
BFM:You there, are you a crime...inal a criminal?
BFM: Well if it isn't my old foes Man Spider and Bastard Man.
BFM: That's it, I'm adding you to my list marked villains
Rockhead Rumple: No, take me off the list, cross it off!
BFM: No Sir!
RR: Dickehad, you're a dickhead!
BFM: Not one!
BFM:You there, are you a crime...inal a criminal?
BFM: Well if it isn't my old foes Man Spider and Bastard Man.
BFM: That's it, I'm adding you to my list marked villains
Rockhead Rumple: No, take me off the list, cross it off!
BFM: No Sir!
RR: Dickehad, you're a dickhead!
BFM: Not one!
by grubbly plank October 11, 2007
Get the Burnt Face Manmug. by mehnahs January 8, 2017
Get the burnt garbonzo beanmug. The bitter, acerbic, caustic, mordacious, and just plain gross aroma that lingers in the enclosed airspace surrounding a poorly abused and neglected microwave—particularly repulsive in a shared office environment. An olfactory scarring, not soon to be forgotten, which will singe into the memory of all co-workers the dangers of an unsupervised bag both to kitchen appliances and to the productivity of an otherwise fully functioning office staff.
Alisa got distracted by a phenomenally interesting cubicle conversation and neglected her microwave snack. The office quickly filled with the dreaded burnt popcorn smell and she felt really bad about it, but we all had a jolly laugh, lit some candles, and decided to love her anyway.
by Top Shelf HW June 13, 2008
Get the Burnt Popcorn Smellmug.