Will: Dude I just ate a whole bag of sunflower seeds!
Dawson: Did you eat the shells too?
Will: Of course!
Dawson: You better get ready for some heavy bum bleed.
Dawson: Did you eat the shells too?
Will: Of course!
Dawson: You better get ready for some heavy bum bleed.
by WanghisKhan April 16, 2018
Get the bum bleedmug. Example 1:
I really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, I bled the system; I finished it while on the can.
Example2:
Q: where's Squirty?
P: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.
Q: bleeding the system?
P: he didn't want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to piss.
Q: atta' boy, no sense in sobering up mid piss!
I really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, I bled the system; I finished it while on the can.
Example2:
Q: where's Squirty?
P: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.
Q: bleeding the system?
P: he didn't want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to piss.
Q: atta' boy, no sense in sobering up mid piss!
by hurtn squirtn February 3, 2012
Get the bleed the systemmug. Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....
Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....
by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023
Get the fuck a monkeys bleeding buttholemug. What has 2 legs and bleeds? is a conversation between ghost and soap. In mw2 how do you want me to explain ths further
by nigga of 1800 January 1, 2024
Get the What has 2 legs and bleeds?mug. 1. The week in which bleeding interrupts your sexual activities. Or so you're pretending, anyways.
2. The week in which women can pull their own special racial card for everything, including bitching, moaning, and bad driving
3. The week in which you don't need to give a fuck about any female as you will not gain anything from it.
2. The week in which women can pull their own special racial card for everything, including bitching, moaning, and bad driving
3. The week in which you don't need to give a fuck about any female as you will not gain anything from it.
1: "so i was gonna fuck ma bitch last night, but bleed week just started, so we had to try backdoor blizzard instead.
2. e.g. 9/11? she was on her period. nuff said.
3. her:"hey honey, will you-"
you: "no."
2. e.g. 9/11? she was on her period. nuff said.
3. her:"hey honey, will you-"
you: "no."
by guttedcivillain June 16, 2010
Get the Bleed weekmug. 
