Bleed wood

The act of unskilled chess players blundering by losing pieces quickly.

If you lack solid strategic and tactical understandings
you will bleed wood at the next tournament.

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? December 20, 2023

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog...

What has 2 legs and bleeds? is a conversation between ghost and soap. In mw2 how do you want me to explain ths further

by nigga of 1800 January 1, 2024

bleed the system

The act of draining a substance while, simultaneously, consuming said substance.

Example 1:

I really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, I bled the system; I finished it while on the can.

Example2:

Q: where's Squirty?

P: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.

Q: bleeding the system?

P: he didn't want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to piss.

Q: atta' boy, no sense in sobering up mid piss!

by hurtn squirtn February 3, 2012

bleeding to the slush

Another way of saying that shit hard, fire or crazy in other words just downright cool

Ay woe that bih bleeding to the slush wit that jacket on

by 7x SEVN February 27, 2021

bleed

accidentally showing someone your cards in uno

ryan reynolds: draws 4 cards

me: ryan you're bleeding hard man i can see your wilds

ryan: man were you fucking looking

me: ofc im at uno and its going the wrong way

by §wimming January 3, 2022

Bleeding

The process to being broke as fuck.

Peelagwerh: 'Yo chale this whole week, the bleeding be more.' Ponakus: 'Make u no worry, Friday Oswald go drop killer odds.'

by RagingKenpachi December 18, 2019

Bleeding Clamb

When an old person gets really mad and starts making up insults from Old Testament scrolls.

You kids, stay off the grass! Bleeding clamb’s get a job!

by Fugin nice April 7, 2024