bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary

Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022

Cola Bend

Basically someone who's really epic

Oh gosh she might be Cola Bend

by Suhiimii February 15, 2019

Bend Over Mall

Folks selling goods (e.g. - jewelry) off of blankets on the ground. Usually at tourist sites.

I bought a turquoise necklace at the bend over mall at the Grand Canyon.

by donwinfred January 19, 2011

Bend The Cheese

A saying for when someone destroys a very delicate process; see sabotage

Verb conjugation follows “to bend”

Man: He tried to land a theeesome with his girlfriend and her best friend, but he just HAD to bend the cheese on it

Man2: Oh man, that sucks. He should have been more careful.

by FourBoysOneVan February 20, 2019

jenny bend

A tattoo you get whilst cooked

I was so cooked o that bender I got a Jenny Bend tattoo

by Bender 101 December 13, 2020

Backcountry bend over

The backcountry bend over is the act of going off into the backcountry of a mountain while snowboarding or skiing and having sex, bent over a trim trunk. Could also be substituted with against a tree, if a tree is not laying across the ground.

"My girlfriend and I made up a new sex position while we were on a snowboarding trip. It's called the backcountry bend over."

by Tricounty18 January 27, 2016

Elbow Bending Party

1. To drink a lot of adult beverages

2. The repetitive motion of bending your elbow to bring a drink, adult beverages to your lips.

3. To get shitfaced.

1."How you feeling this morning?"
"Shitty."
"Ya, an elbow bending party can really take a toll on you the next day."

2. It's Friday! You ready to do some elbow bending?

by Berry817 October 26, 2010