by KessonIsABeast September 08, 2021
The worst school in Lancashire. Lead by one strappingly handsome man who goes by the name Alistair Ashcroft. This man is a not only a Satanist but an Anarchist and has been seen practicing witchcraft and using the schools budget on fish4hoes.com. There are many famous teachers at this such as a convicted paedophile and two teachers who had an affair and probably shagged in the science prep room
Person 1: I think Garstang Academy is the worst school ever
Person 2: don’t blame you the teachers are clearly satanists
Person 2: don’t blame you the teachers are clearly satanists
by Big Man Ashcroft October 29, 2019
by Biggmanpp January 29, 2023
do NOT go to franklin academy. I’m not trynna get my boyfriend taken away by the girls who manipulate people😘.
by yktvv November 07, 2019
Crofton academy, Wakefield this is a very special school serving the villages of Sharlston, Streethouse occasionally children from Crofton attend. Although they are terrorised by the streethousers and often fear for their lives. Muggings and kidnapping in the corridors are rife, shoes and water bottles are often stolen. The teachers are oblivious to the mafia gangs, all being of a narcissistic type, they are to busy strutting around checking their own reflection in the windows. Blazers are compulsory to give the air of organisation, smart children mean good grades said the head. Grades are not great, with a whole host of narcissistic teachers the only topics the teachers excel in are themselves. The children that excel are those that deal green, going on to be mastermind crack dealers. The teachers are all extremely proud of themselves, holding yearly top teacher Oscars. Parents are banned from complaining and only complements are accepted. Parents who complain are reported to social services for insanity. Ofsted inspectors are blinded by the charm of the narcissistic teachers, giving a excellent grade every year unaware of the gun smuggling and crystal meth laboratory disgused as a science laboratory. The meth lab is extremely profitable with exports going as far as Istanbul.
by bootcutter67 April 20, 2023
a school that is very random and has very strange looking people inside of it. ⛄️🕳🧑🏾 🦯
#jackbradleyontop🅿️
#jackbradleyontop🅿️
by bj2splashy March 07, 2022
Bridge academy is the worst school in Hackney bitches like miss Akinyemi think people like her like omds stfu look at your head mr Lilley is just gay and miss teap is leng icl.the teacher are even worse than mr brown.overall the worst school and wouldn’t recommend. Miss Akinyemi look at your head how u going to let your parents name u doyin🤡🤡🤡
by Sorry badman March 21, 2021