by mkays August 04, 2021
by jeremy has no brain August 22, 2017
When in the shower you ejaculate on your partner and it mixes with the water than you watch the semen trickle down to her kankle
by Patrick Fernandes/ Project Pat March 01, 2009
When you haven't wacked off for a month and the cum has built up pressure, causing it to explode and drip off your hand.
by YippyKaiYo69 May 08, 2021
A variation on the classic upper decker, combined gracefully with the dry dock.
Step 1: Turn off the water for the toilet at the valve.
Step 2: Perform one last flush, draining the remaining tank water.
Step 3: Perform an upper decker, but do not turn the water on. A loose stool is recommended here, with inspiration being drawn from the name.
Step 4: Leave the toilet, water off and bowl emptied, with the chili base in the tank.
Ideally, the smell will draw attention. The unfortunate victim them turns the water back on, thus "making the chili." Next, a flush...and aged (or "simmered") brown streams of Texas brown flow into the bowl. A true masterpiece, intended only for the very brave!
Step 1: Turn off the water for the toilet at the valve.
Step 2: Perform one last flush, draining the remaining tank water.
Step 3: Perform an upper decker, but do not turn the water on. A loose stool is recommended here, with inspiration being drawn from the name.
Step 4: Leave the toilet, water off and bowl emptied, with the chili base in the tank.
Ideally, the smell will draw attention. The unfortunate victim them turns the water back on, thus "making the chili." Next, a flush...and aged (or "simmered") brown streams of Texas brown flow into the bowl. A true masterpiece, intended only for the very brave!
"I'm playing a long game. My in-law's bathroom has a chili waterfall simmering--can't wait until they find it!"
by Jack Trager August 14, 2023
when girls wake up in the morning on their periods and they have to run to the bathroom so they don’t bleed all over their beds
by eb23473 September 07, 2020
When a male lays on his bed while his legs up against the wall whilst masterbating until the point of climax. At this point he then ejaculates onto his own face.
by hollytriv November 29, 2017