probably the worst wind/brass instrument ever played. it looks and sounds terrible. i haven't met a single player who practises or can play anything at all. and also every man who plays the trombone is an incel and don't know how to talk to women. the sheer nerdness of the trombone acts as a a shield to repel them all away, and if this doesn't work then the trombone player will then treat the woman absolutely horribly so she will be sure to hate him.
trombone man: i play the trombone.
every one else in the ensemble: runs away so they don't get covered in spit and overall grossness.
every one else in the ensemble: runs away so they don't get covered in spit and overall grossness.
by afr1dge March 9, 2023
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/ˈrəstē/ adjective
1. (of a metal object) affected by rust.
trom·bone
/trämˈbōn/
noun
a large brass wind instrument with straight tubing in three sections, ending in a bell over the player's left shoulder, different fundamental notes being made using a forward-pointing extendable slide.
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/ˈrəstē/ adjective
1. (of a metal object) affected by rust.
trom·bone
/trämˈbōn/
noun
a large brass wind instrument with straight tubing in three sections, ending in a bell over the player's left shoulder, different fundamental notes being made using a forward-pointing extendable slide.
What your dick looks like after having anal sex. The slide part allbrown and rusted looking.
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