Somalian tap

Upon ejaculation inside the rectum, the seminal fluid mixed with the fecal matter proceeds to slowly drip out of the anus, similar to that of a Somalian tap

Dude her ass was dripping like a Somalian tap

by faggotjoe June 5, 2016

window tap

Going on the social media of somebody whose attention you want to get and like three of their less recent pictures to show your interest in a somewhat subtle way.

Dude 1: so did you DM her?
Dude 2: nah, that’s way too aggressive. I went with the window tap: much more subtle

by 50shadesoflamp September 19, 2020

Tap it for stats

some hoe that you would root just for the sake of getting a root. ie pretty average but rootable.

Q. What do you think of that broad bro?
A. Yeah i'd tap it for stats

by unwritten law March 19, 2004

this is spinal tap

U FOOL spinal tap is a ROCKumaentary (rocking documentary) AS WELL AS MOCKumentary (mock documantary) ANYWAY...Spinal tap is BRILLIANT! meat too big for the sandwich, cucumbers in tin foil in the pants....remote guitar amps that pick up airline signals, a gig at a puppet show, a 3 piece guitar solo.From the 18 inch stonehenge to the amp that goes to 11. pure rock genius....

"Talk about mudflaps, my girl's got 'em")

by heehee July 29, 2004

has the taps

A girl or guy you would tap (have sex with)

Damn did you see that muscley piece of man meat? He definitely has the taps.

by ereirrac June 2, 2010

net tap

A tap out of which the "Net" is poured.

"We have a new hire starting on Monday. He's going to need, in the very least, a net tap."

by polepot January 6, 2009

Chicago Tap

When you can't fit into a parking spot while parallel parking, you have to tap the cars in front and back of you to fit.

Can I fit in that spot? Sure with a little Chicago tap, we can fit snuggly.

by koot04 February 24, 2013