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Kid Shield

An excuse used by a father to explain why he was watching PG rated kids movie on the basis that they were watching it with their daughter or son.

It is a justification for explaining why the manly man was watching something extremely out of character.
Compare and contrast the usage of Kid Shield:

Person 1: I had nothing to do Saturday night so I watched Beauty and the Beast.

Person 2: Yeah, I watched Beauty and the Beast Saturday night with my kids.
by Blargerrrrrr November 5, 2011
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Grant shields

Tattererd ass
well my pants look like grant shields.
by idkidkidk69 December 13, 2016
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Shield

A human shield (other) for any type of self-protective purpose ranginging from harmless to lethal attack as necessary.

The nearest physical other human being is selected as the shield indiscriminate of age, race, or gender, and chosen strategically to provide a guerilla warfare tactical advantage momentarily to avoid harm.
Me: Buddy, there's this fat dude trying to hit on this hot blonde at the bar. Her friends are watching and laughing cause it ain't going well. Seems like they're letting it play out. Poor guy.

Friend: Man, you should go in right now, talk up the blonde and use the fat guy as a shield if anything goes wrong.

Me: And the fat guy would be a great shield for a mother hen too. Yea solid.

Friend: Let's go, I'm coming for the brunette. This'll be easy.
by Phil6590 February 19, 2020
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operation shield

When you sit in a corner with a sheild after committing the glitch of invincible shield.
Time to find a corner and commit operation shield.
by T H O T P O L I C E October 17, 2018
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Dykeflector Shield

The deliberate inclusion of POC, LGBTQ+, or other minority actors into a movie or TV production that is badly made, in order to protect that production from the legitimate criticism it will inevitably receive.
Me: "For a television series with a budget of 180 million dollars, the practical effects on "The Acolyte" were incredibly shoddy.

Leslye Headland: "QUICKLY, RAISE THE DYKEFLECTOR SHIELD!... Why are you so transphobic?"
by Remdy August 15, 2024
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Simone Shields

Most honest and pretty girl you can fine. In other terms The Perfect Girl
Simone Shields is going to baywest
by Gloriousmoth656 November 12, 2020
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