I saw a pig showing my little brother how to make bombs. I have a sewer squirrel and I’m running to the police with a racing heart
by Unorthodoxy August 15, 2025
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Get the sewer rat mug.Unlike a solo ratchet the sewer rat tends to be multiple. You never see them just hear them, unless you are what they want to prey on. They stay in the dark and/or like hoodies. They seem to only be a problem for couples. They all have a habit of distracting one to keep you wondering if you really just seen that. While the other is getting promise's of sex and ideas of money and power. When these ugly creatures are around it's not as obvious as you would think so if at any time you think "is my partner really getting a hand job in the same room as me?" The answer is you probably have a sewer rat problem.
Jim: Where is Jack? haven't really seen him around.
John: He's been playing in the gutters and the sewer rats sunk their teeth in.
Jim: poor Jill does she know?
John: she thinks she's going crazy and no one has the heart to tell her it's sewer rats.
Jim: that's fatal! Their relationship will never last now! I call dibs on her!
John: aren't you just a sewer rat in the making.
John: He's been playing in the gutters and the sewer rats sunk their teeth in.
Jim: poor Jill does she know?
John: she thinks she's going crazy and no one has the heart to tell her it's sewer rats.
Jim: that's fatal! Their relationship will never last now! I call dibs on her!
John: aren't you just a sewer rat in the making.
by puffin tuffnstuff June 7, 2023
Get the Sewer rats mug.When someone urinates and defecates into a toilet bowl and forces someone to else to consume all of it, it can be done in a sexual manner or involuntarily.
by Creamypenutbutter September 21, 2025
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Mike: Yo, how'd that swinger party go last night?
John: Bro, I ran the ultimate New York sewer trap. dude was all over her, and I spent the night balls-deep in his trophy wife.
John: Bro, I ran the ultimate New York sewer trap. dude was all over her, and I spent the night balls-deep in his trophy wife.
by newyorkman January 6, 2026
Get the New York sewer trap mug.A definitive condition in which a Garry's Mod Half-Life 2 Roleplay server shows behavior of one of the following, whether it be by intention of server administrators or not:
(1) - (Common) Several players are showing on the scoreboard, especially during high activity periods with nobody being visible on the common streets, thus figuratively "fucking around in the sewer" as Rebels which defy the oppressive, fascist Combine government of the Half-Life 2 universe.
(2) - (Dated, VoiceRP Prominent) Players are actually in the City's sewer, doing ERP, either swallowing their microphones while accessing the voice chat or writing up an entire series of long smut conversations and actions.
(1) - (Common) Several players are showing on the scoreboard, especially during high activity periods with nobody being visible on the common streets, thus figuratively "fucking around in the sewer" as Rebels which defy the oppressive, fascist Combine government of the Half-Life 2 universe.
(2) - (Dated, VoiceRP Prominent) Players are actually in the City's sewer, doing ERP, either swallowing their microphones while accessing the voice chat or writing up an entire series of long smut conversations and actions.
"Hey man, where are all the players at? It's uptime and I'm at the biggest part of the city!"
"They're doing Rebel Sewer ERP again."
"Is this game even fun to me anymore?"
"They're doing Rebel Sewer ERP again."
"Is this game even fun to me anymore?"
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