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Wankers pouch

An optional large rectangular side pouch usually worn on the duty belt of a police officer. If you wear this pouch you are a wanker.
Oh my god john is wearing the wankers pouch he must be a wanker
by thenameisname June 19, 2020
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Grouch-Pouch

Michael is being such a grouch-pouch with his shitty hormonal attitude towards all females with a positive outlook.
by xp!ora March 22, 2025
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Pouch sniffer

An individual that can sniff out a pouch ( woman's vagina) within a 2 kilometre radius.
Damn, Ricky Bobby the "pouch sniffer" has run off as he sniffed out that pouch again!!
by Stink bomber November 9, 2021
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Pouch sniffer

An individual that can sniff out a pouch within 5km radius, usually between the hours of 6-7am
E.g. Christian 'Ricky Bobby' abandoned his fellow colleagues after picking up the fresh scent of a pouch.
"Christian the Pouch sniffer is using his Ricky Bobby eyes to get a sniff"
by Danskii October 28, 2021
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Nookie pouch

Damn courtney, you have a fat ass nookie pouch.
by Tripplaces January 14, 2018
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Medusa pouch

(noun) a beer-carrying pouch which is created by taking the shirt off of your back, laying it flat on the ground, placing beers onto the flat shirt, then tying the lower corners and shirt sleeves to each other so that the beers cannot fall out. It is so named because when carried, to a drunk, it may appear that one is carrying the head of the snake-laden Medusa of lore.
I have all of this beer and n container to transport it. All I have are my personal possessions, my body, and a very resourceful intellect. Eureka! I'll use my shirt to rig up and Medusa pouch.
by J4N35H December 9, 2010
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Running pouches

A term originated when rednecks are trying to dip in school, it’s became a thing when someone is dipping and they use snus instead of tobacco by itself so they don’t have to spit and get caught by teachers. It’s used when someone is being a pussy
Timothy won’t even ask Nancy out, I bet he is running pouches
by Untieds April 19, 2018
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