Open Porthole

When you take a dump so large and exhausting that it takes a while for your anus to fully return to full tension.
There is a danger of water getting in if you leave your porthole open

Holy f**k that was a tough one, I think I have an open porthole
I better not take a bath, I might fill up

by CaptainInnuendo August 8, 2017

gates open

A autocorrect line from Skype. Who really knows what the he’ll it means.

Person A: hell yeah man, it’s gonna be great!!

Person B: Gates open!

Person A: what the fuck did you just say?

by Frostydog11 August 24, 2019

Opening House

An Open House that is also an Orgy, and both are facilitated by the realtors at the firm of the seller's agent .

"I banged this hot broad at Barbie's Opening House party yesterday afternoon before rush hour."

"We like to stage a few Opening Houses each month and track everyone in the CRM software to maximize engagement and hopefully sell more houses."

by OwenF April 22, 2019

open collar

Open Collar or Open-Collar workers are entrepreneurs that work either on the Internet, from home or who start and run their own businesses as compared to Blue Collar or White Collar workers who likely work for someone else.

Susan decided to start a an online business and be an Open Collar worker. Her mother is a white collar accountant at a firm and her father is a blue collar welder for a company.

by JoeExpert May 13, 2016

open the noor

a meme that was shot on a ring cam

open the noor plzzzz

by me attack helicopter June 23, 2023

Isaiah Open

An alcoholic who loves to fuck animals and when needed will also suck off his friends.

Bro! Isaiah Open gave me the good suck last night!

by BigDickRick6996 November 13, 2019

Opening Sauce

Small dish of pretentious welcoming soup. Recipes are varied, but generally consist of a base of Campbell's Cream of Chicken soup, with local variations based on customs and the main dish to be served. Often made to sound fancy, but secretly is made of crap ingredients. Traditionally served at room temperature in ramekins, in order to increase the level of pretentiousness.

Blake! Hunter! Welcome to my dinner party. Please accept this Opening Sauce prior to dinner!

by orangeshirt November 14, 2016