big fat nonce

A big fat pedo

That josh Stevenson is a proper big fat nonce

by Ur mum gay 123456 February 18, 2019

Nonce

A kind person

Ali : "He's a nonce right?"
Alfie : "I know he is such a kind person"

by Deffo the truth December 6, 2023

Sleep nonce

When you are a sleep and you're partner usually the girlfriend/wife/woman is touching your manhood in a sexual way without you consent,they may continue their assault till ejaculation is achieved. Signs that you may have experienced this are semen trails,sore rectum and or brusing around the genital area. Women with the names Kelly,Anne,Ella and Sue are likely to commit such acts

Kelly is a sleep nonce, I was nonced in my sleep woke up with a snail trail on my chest

by Leano brown September 19, 2025

Fish nonce

A person who goes fishing for "fun". Typically (but not exclusively) an overweight, white male who puts selfies of themselves squeezing their victims on their dating profiles. Known to lie and exaggerate sizes. Enemy of swans.

Have you seen Terry's on tinder? He'll never get a girlfriend using that Fish nonce photo.

by Merciless6 May 14, 2025

nonce

Also in other words, Alex, is a British pedophile who needs to be jailed.

Bruv, did you see that Alex (nonce) today?

by iygfqegv cockroach vash January 14, 2020

Nonce

Your uncle

That guy is definitely a nonce.

by Imaladg July 23, 2019

Strawberry Nonce Cake

When one is a strawberry nonce cake

"ugh you're such a strawberry nonce cake"

by Derek Bentley November 11, 2020