Like-Nonce

One who reacts on facebook or a groupchat with a thumbs up emoji and kills the laugh streak.

Jarret: Dude, I see Neil has liked your comment on Nigel's poll.

James: He's killed my laugh streak. What a like-nonce!!

by salder20 May 30, 2022

National nonce capture day

A day in which nonces are captured and slaughtered across the UK.

In need air National nonce capture day

by Rio rogers April 21, 2021

quirky nonce

A female with short purple hair that nonces on year 8 girls from London and extremely edgy, pretty fit tho would smash.

Is that Millie?? No that’s a quirky nonce

by White Steve Harvey March 24, 2019

Rosscommon nonce

One who likes young sheep as much as young humans

Look at the rosscommon nonce he can’t choose between the playground or the lambing shed

by Rossi Rick February 28, 2024

Rosscommon nonce

One who is not just I love with young humans but also young sheep

Did you see that rosscommon nonce over there he can’t chose between the playground or the lambing pen

by Rossi Rick February 28, 2024

pigeon nonce

Term coined by Frankie Boyle to describe an annoying twat that grooms the airborne vermin into their sphere of malevolence by spreading moldy bread around themselves in public spaces.

Stop spreading this filth around my back garden you dirty pigeon nonce

by Jimbob Dobbs January 29, 2023

nonce-a-lot

someone that gives off such strong nonce vibes that they appear to be knighted and respected by the official community

*sees someone putting peanut butter on peppers*

some poor man: “wow that guys a nonce-a-lot”

by shawtyy6969 August 24, 2021