1. What sometimes comes up on new "smartphones" when you try to type "Sexy Bastard".
2. Reference to the male genitalia, primarily the penis.
2. Reference to the male genitalia, primarily the penis.
Ex 1.
"Dude, Sam just texted me that he's a sexy mustard...wtf??"
Ex 2.
So then she said, "JT, I dripped a little ice cream on my chin", giggle, giggle - *insert silly, innocent smile* and I told her, "Don't worry DJ, I'll wipe it up with my Sexy Mustard".
"Dude, Sam just texted me that he's a sexy mustard...wtf??"
Ex 2.
So then she said, "JT, I dripped a little ice cream on my chin", giggle, giggle - *insert silly, innocent smile* and I told her, "Don't worry DJ, I'll wipe it up with my Sexy Mustard".
by Desk Jockey July 30, 2010
Get the Sexy Mustardmug. An action in which one is eating a delicious sandwich with mustard overflowing from the sides, becomes sloppy and leans over the keyboard. Mustard then drips on to the keyboard and, while trying desperately to wipe it off, one will press too many keys and freeze the computer.
"I was talking with Sandy on msn last night while eating a sandwich, and I totally did a mustard malfunction!"
by Lady of the... March 8, 2009
Get the Mustard Malfunctionmug. by Lockedawayinart October 12, 2008
Get the Mad Mustardmug. Essentially a mix of bleach and ammonia. This is the ghetto version of true mustard gas, but it has the exact same effect.
The Noob dishwasher thought he was being clever by mixing bleach and ammonia to clean the floor, little did he know that he mustard gassed the entire kitchen. The owner is now looking for a new kitchen staff.
by 4459eud9f9rer98yeryr7weyr9ew November 5, 2019
Get the Mustard Gasmug. when a male nuts on a girl and she takes her finger and wipes it across your upper lip, resembling a white mustache like COL Mustard from Clue.
by Brant38 March 13, 2008
Get the Colonel Mustardmug. She admittedly ate Taco Bell before our date, and as it turned out, I gave her the ol' mustard plug the next morning.
by Joe Dugger May 4, 2005
Get the mustard plugmug. After you have sex and you pull your penis out of your condom and the stuff inside spills out onto your partners pubic hair.
by hexicon September 12, 2006
Get the runny mustardmug.