The sun in everyone's world. Brightens up your day, pisses off when you want to sleep and creates the most beautiful sunsets to help you forget about the bad things in your world to have a good nights sleep.
I want a matthew as my best friend
by 10k.round2 April 10, 2022
Get the Matthewmug. A certain self-loathing in which one holds a clear position against a belief system, and yet has those exact views under a different name.
Man 1: "Advertisements should be banned from internet websites. Businesses don't need revenue because the people don't need private businesses."
Man 2: "What are you talking about, are you some sort of Marxist?"
Man 1: "What? I abhor Marxism. I am just against large corporations."
Man 3: "He's not a Marxist, he's a Matthewist! Damned Matthewism..."
Man 2: "What are you talking about, are you some sort of Marxist?"
Man 1: "What? I abhor Marxism. I am just against large corporations."
Man 3: "He's not a Marxist, he's a Matthewist! Damned Matthewism..."
by Drydess August 27, 2017
Get the Matthewismmug. by OMEGALULXD September 19, 2021
Get the matthewmug. by LemmeLickYourToesBabeh June 3, 2016
Get the matthewmug. 
He has the largest cock you will ever see. A full 12 inches. He doesn't like eggs but is up for melons. He likes booty and breasts. Matthew has been swayed from his Catholic ways by the poonani. He likes it when you ride him like a cowgirl - hats and all. If you ever meet a Matthew be prepared to get on all fours.
by WETPOONANI69 June 6, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. Absolutely large lad. Walking machine of testosterone. Obtains all coochie in the world and is able to control it, making him the strongest being to ever exist. Has a huge 5 ft dick, and has unlimited strength. Can throw anyone and anything through a wall, killing it instantly. Is 20 ft tall, making him the tallest human to ever exist. Will body anything that gets in his way.
Here comes Matthew oh god oh fuck.
by niggeronthebeat December 19, 2018
Get the Matthewmug.