An alternative to the expression 'fair enough'. Often said as a dismissive response to an explaination of something. Hairy Muff indicates that the person saying it does not really care about whatever it is they have been told. If said quickly enough the person it is said to may not even be aware that you have in fact referred to an ungroomed vaginal area. It is not often used in formal and/or serious conversation although it is somewhat amusing to test the acceptable limits of the phrase.
Example 1
Ben: The reason I haven't been out picking up chicks lately is because I realised that I was ignoring my true sexuality. I wanna be with Carl. I think I'm gay.
Ned: Hairy Muff.
Example 2
Dale: I think I'm going to kill myself!
Ned: Hairy Muff.
Ben: The reason I haven't been out picking up chicks lately is because I realised that I was ignoring my true sexuality. I wanna be with Carl. I think I'm gay.
Ned: Hairy Muff.
Example 2
Dale: I think I'm going to kill myself!
Ned: Hairy Muff.
by slutmeister May 30, 2009
by MJPDII August 04, 2003
The Muff Hunter is a guy on a hunt for the finest broad in the bar. His friends are irrelevant and his night sucks if he does not hunt down the finest muff in the bar. This person typically hooks up with a lot of different girls.
by jrosskap February 07, 2009
a negative term for female genitalia, specifically an unpleasant-smelling vagina, covered by an excess of pubic hair
by Rusanova October 16, 2010
by Molly and Erin February 24, 2005
by itsmeduhhxoxo September 30, 2011
Of or pertaining to sapphic relations; a woman who finds herself performing cunnilingus; female, same-sex relations.
by Jenna Tolls October 24, 2006