mud goblin

A Turd

While walking the dog Tim stepped on a mud goblin

by olddutchster November 6, 2013

mud patch

When you have a period and a shit simultaneously in to a glass jar, before drinking it, making a browny red moustache covering your lip

Me talking to my wife:
Hey nice mud patch babe, wanna do the pigeon?

by 774892benyo January 24, 2020

Shooting the Mud

1. An inconsequential term used to describe ambiguous activities with a friend.

Person A:"What're you doing on the weekend?"

Person B:"I'm headed up to Terry's, we're gunna be shooting the mud to all weekend. Probably won't leave the house."

Person A:"Probably won't leave the bedroom, you mean."

by SaltyGeorge September 26, 2011

pebble mud

The bit of poo that hangs on when you accidentally squeeze it off too soon.

I squeezed it off to soon, and I had to use a whole roll of toilet paper to get rid of the pebble mud.

by ravenhiss September 15, 2003

Man Mud

Mud mask for men, made with glacial clay.

This Man Mud has done wonders for my acne!

by ConanO November 7, 2019

Mudded out

When a girl gets fucked too much that her vagina gets all wide so it looks nasty and loose.You can probably stick a tree in it.

"Look at that mudded out hoe over there tryin' to get some dick.I Hope he know her pussy nasty."

by Ant March 30, 2005

Mud Monkey

A Turd

I have to go leave a nice Mud Monkey in the toilet

by Sir_Shits_A_Lot April 13, 2009