Aussie itch

That feeling when you are so lonely and horny you are feining for a lenton scratch

Person 1: “you seem off today, what’s wrong?”
Person 2: “I’m so bored of fingering my pussy, I’ve got that aussie itch”

by joep_cfc November 6, 2025

bush itch

When a hairy vagina area itches.

I couldn't scratch my bush itch because I was sitting in teacher in -service.

by YaYa's October 12, 2015

Shaver's Itch

The red, irritatating spots that appear on your pores after you've shaved your pubic hairs when they start to grow back. Often mistaken for an STD / STI

There is no worse undeserving cock block than a shaver's itch.

by TheItch&TheClap February 23, 2011

fixin the ole itch

verb, getting it on, pure hard core sex

Friend 1: So were you "fixin the ole itch" last night?
Friend 2: Totally man, it was the best, we went all night.

by THEwordmaker2 November 16, 2011

gristle itch

Like saying, your ass hurts !
Man, your gristle itch ! Your butt needs wiping

cause your full of crap lying all the time !

Dude, your gristle itch !

You need to wipe dude, cause your talking BS.

by SethII April 14, 2014

Brawler's Itch

The insatiable desire to fight a mf, but for various reasons can't.

Friend 1: Why are you making fists?

Friend 2: I didn't notice I must have the Brawler's itch

by DR.SDR13729 April 13, 2023

eagle lake itch

when the girls of eagle lake get baby fever in the spring time

hey tiera , you got the eagle lake itch , maybe we should hit up the PI

by aldie7788 March 7, 2021