Calvin's Hat

The only thing that stops the void of Calvin's Hair from consuming the universe.

John: I'm going to remove Calvin's Hat

by funnynumber6969696969 May 4, 2023

calvin conerly

A person who would be a whore and would go to kalama high school and date a siara.

You see that dude over there I bet his name is Calvin conerly and dates siara and goes to kalama high school and is emo

by Someoneelse6969 June 20, 2017

calvin abdullah

he’s a really cool guy who is strong tall and hot. he’s also super popular

A: hey have u heard abt nh??
B: No Thats lame
A: At least calvin abdullah goes there
B: oh yeah he’s rlly cool

by iamatammyfan November 24, 2021

calvin's penis

belongs to a little girl named Calvin. As a child he was brutally molested by autistic black kids. This caused an abnormal shrinkage to hi already minuscular package. If you ever come across a Calvin's penis, to start its engine, you must stimulate its tip like the clitoris of a women. A person with Calvin's penis will be incredibly submissive and wish to be degraded by its master.

Guy 1: Holy shit that guy is gay.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.

by MrBreast Breeding January 27, 2021

Calvin

someone that has a FAT ass

sheesh look at that absolute dumptruck, he must be a Calvin.

by sheepdog316 November 23, 2021

Calvin

Calvin is a gay mother fucker who likes having dead male bodies and has a stalker who is named Sarah who knows he is gay but doesn't want to admit. also Jasmin is gay!!!

omg is Calvin having sex with a dead dude, look! Sarah is watching

by Banana_Boat October 16, 2019