Speed Bleed

When a group of men perform a circle jerk using only dry paperbags. The first man to bleed wins.

Hey man I bet I can speed bleed faster than you

by Crab staggums December 08, 2019

Merilly Bleeding Inside

Leaking On Your Periods.

Though she could take of her low waist pants of her body, she still was sobbing bitterly that she was Merilly Bleeding Inside Her High Waist Full Butt Brief Panties that were still on that she couldn't take off her body which she then spreaded her legs wide.

by Arturo Bhutan November 01, 2018

that thang bleeding p

This is a word used by the highest order of hood members used in a viral video "Wockey slush"

Guy one "That thang you know what i mean"
Guy 2 "Wockey slush!
Guy one "That thang bleeding p"

by SYNTHYT February 25, 2021

fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole

Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....

Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....

by Eviljay666 February 11, 2023

Bleeding snake

Is when you suck a cock so god dam long it starts cumming blood

Stop sucking babe I’m about to get a bleeding snake!

by Moose calf69 June 28, 2020

Static Ear Bleed

A song that sounds really bad and staticky because of the sound card on the computer or the recording device thus making your ears bleed.

Bill: Hey did you hear John's new song?

Damon: Yeah, but I got a static ear bleed because of all the static, he really needs to get a new computer.

by hewhosubmitsdefinitions July 20, 2009

Bleeding Clamb

When an old person gets really mad and starts making up insults from Old Testament scrolls.

You kids, stay off the grass! Bleeding clamb’s get a job!

by Fugin nice April 07, 2024