softball thickie

n. A female who would not be considered "fat" but has a slight chunkyness to them around the mid-section and love handles. In a steriotypical situation, if they were to play a sport it would be softball. These girls are not typically unattractive and would be considered "hot" if they lost about 10 to 20 pounds.

In Clueless (1995) Brittany Murphy was a softball thickie, however after losing those few pounds she is now a complete and total hottie.

by Lomonte95 May 3, 2006

Thick

stupid, unintelligent, daft. someone who is thick (ie. stupid) is called a thicko.

guy: *walks into lampost*
guys friend: ur thick. thicko!

by taluulah-belle May 1, 2006

thick junt

a supposedly affectionate term for a large or wide assed yet small waisted female (originating in Memphis Tn and the surrounding area)

damn look at dat thick junt rite there junt thick booty donk

by louvuitton January 13, 2011

thickheads

People lacking in common sense or a modicum of intelligence, or people with big fat heads on their shoulders.

This country{USA is full of thickheads because we elected Donnie Trump for President. A classic case of the dumbing down of America.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 11, 2017

Thicknicity

someone who is really stupid or can also be used to define the thickness of an object

The thicknicity of that guy is crazy...or look at the thicknicity of that table

by tuffy runnners April 2, 2008

thicktime

The opposite of soontime and quicktime derived from quicktime. A period of time no less than half an hour.

Hold up, lemme eat thicktime. Ill be out in an hour

by deemstar July 20, 2009

thicksie

A semi-boner; a chubbie or half-master.

"I totally have a thicksie thinking about Suzanne".

by stinkpants October 5, 2010