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Flower Mound, Texas

cant drive around for two minutes without seeing a range truck, a tesla, a porsche, or some other expensiveass car in flower mound, texas. richass town with nothing to do besides hang out at the local strip mall or go down to the lake. theres also two schools: flower mound high school and marcus high school which are filled with druggies who think theyre gangsta cuz they got caught with a vape by the assistant principals and got detention. buncha dumbass mfs at these schools where the onlyfans models date the soundcloud rappers who think they got clout after getting 100 plays on their latest song that no one gives a shit about. the only thing flomo is known for is that post malone has a penthouse near the lake and that local rapper money mamba has started to get it poppin recently. other than that flower mound a boringass town with gated neighborhoods, expensiveass restaurants, and a buncha spoiled ungrateful kids
"Hey how's your day been?"
"Yeah I hopped out my king bed, hopped in my designer jeans, hopped out my 2.5 million dollar mansion in a gated neighborhood near the lake, hopped into my bmw m8, and went to school where I vaped in the bathroom all day and played games on my ipad with my airpod pros in and then i came back home and we went to dinner at the expensiveass steakhouse near the lake."
"Oh you must be from Flower Mound, Texas"
by fuccflomo March 21, 2021
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textual intercourse

The consummation of a relationship via SMS messages.
Matt and Heather have been having textual intercourse for over a month.
by Chauncey Billups August 24, 2005
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Guilty Text

The guilty text is when a boy or a girl stares/flirts/fantasizes about the person/stranger near or next to them and feels guilty for not being loyal to their signficant other and immediately has to text them out of guilt. The text usually includes (but is not limited to) "I love you" or "I'm thinking about you".

In some instances of extreme guilt, the person texting will shout to the people in close proximity to them that they are messaging their significant other.

The guilty text is a coined term because every action has a reaction.
Example:

Two people sitting on the bus, a girl and a boy. The boy glances at the girl's low cut top and upon turning away slowly sits a few minutes in silence. After sitting in silence, and a few glance backs to the girl, he whips out his phone and starts to guilty text.

Boy mumbles to himself: I wonder what my GIRLFRIEND is up to.
by Coopers November 3, 2009
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East Texas Hot Pocket

When you take two pieces of bologna and heat them in the microwave for 13 seconds each. You then insert the heated bologna in a cardboard toilet paper roll to MacGyver a redneck Fleshlight before proceeding to pleasure yourself to a picture of your first cousin.
When I was 15 my uncle Ricky showed me how to make an East Texas Hot Pocket, I went straight home and tried it! I didn't leave my room for three days and that was only to go into town to the Piggly Wiggly and steal more bologna!
by Ricky Fitts January 24, 2019
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Freedom Text

The text you get from your girlfriend telling you they are going to bed for the night. Thus giving you your freedom.
Dante-"I just got my freedom text."
Wes-"Awesome, lets go to the bar."
by tr aero February 18, 2010
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Confident Texter

The act of being overly confident during times of texting and FB chatting, while when seeing the textee in person lacking any social skills at all.
Yeah this person said so much stuff to me when he/she texted me last night like "you are so beautiful we need hangout right now!" The next day I saw him/her in class and all he/she said was "hey". Such a confident texter.
by skipitybop March 16, 2011
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texas beltbuckle

when your nutsac is hanging out of the top of your pants.
hey, check out my texas beltbuckle!
by dizdood March 22, 2004
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