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Testicle Shotgun

A shotgun that's a testicle.
Brad: There is no way your going to buy the Testicle Shotgun
Bard: Too bad I'm going to buy the Testicle Shotgun.
by korbloc_dragonte March 22, 2023
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Mind Clear Testicles Clear

When, before an exam, one masturbates to clear the testicles, therefore clearing the mind.
When the prefect caught Timmy masturbating he asked what he was doing, Timmy replied, "Mind Clear Testicles Clear" "You can't simply do only one"
by K3YB0ARDASAURUS March 28, 2015
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Phantom Testicle

Slang for Spirit testicle; A handy companion to ask questions about the unfathomable whom also happens to whisper compliments and sage advice in times of need.
Even though I lost my testicle, I gained the insight and friendship of what some would wrongly call a phantom testicle. Which is stupid. There's no such thing as phantoms.
by Testicular Journeyman May 19, 2018
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Brazilian Testicle Boxing

"In Brazilian Testicle Boxing, an individual presents their sagged testicles to their partner, and their partner then forcefully punches said testicles as if they were a speed boxing bag."
"Yo my girl Brazilian testicle boxed me last night and and it felt incredible!" :"I love Brazilian Testicle Boxing! my boyfriend lets me do it all the time!"
by Ziptoxia January 14, 2025
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Testicle Difficulties

A common ailment amongst men who lack courage or a back bone in general. In other words a man with no balls.
“Yoshi better man up and get over his ex man… he’s definitely having testicle difficulties”
by BigO96 December 29, 2023
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Monkey testicles

by F3rdy June 8, 2023
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Testicle

Some say she resembles a testicle
by CleverCain December 2, 2023
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