pop tart

A guy that finishes very fast...like a one pump chump.

He is such a pop tart, he finished in 2 minutes.

by lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll January 27, 2008

tart cart

a limo, normally white and outside a night club. so called because it is used to 'cart' a loads of 'tarts'.

'look at all them sluts in their tart cart'

by josh - urban definer November 22, 2007

twat-tart

A poptart that is baked in a woman's vagina.

Person 1: This poptart tastes awful. Where did you get it?

Person 2: Didn't you know?! I bake poptarts in my vagina.

Person 1: Does that make what I'm eating a twat-tart...?

by Jun-Jun the Spoon March 1, 2007

Pube Tarts

A game that has the following rules:

1. Crumble two Pop Tarts (One wrapper) into your pubes while still wearing pants.

2. Go up to a stranger or friend and pop open your pants while shouting "PUBE TARTS!"

3. The stranger or friend now has 1 minute to eat all the pop tart crumbs on the floor.

4. If he or she fails to eat all the crumbs in the time allotted, they must eat your pube hairs.

Reza: Hey, what should we do with these extra pop tarts?

Bobak: Let's just jizz on them and give them to blind people.

Blake: No, I got a better idea let's play a little game of pube tarts.

Reza: Oh shit dog, that'd be so funny. My pubes are begging to be chomped on.

by DavidEKelly September 30, 2010

Pop Tart

1. A type of breakfast creial enclosed in a pstry surround that can be heated up by means of placing in a toaster.

2. Rhyming slang for fart.

2. Someone's just dropped a pop tart

by Mavmaramis June 29, 2005

i tarted

short for i reeeeetarted

ur soo tarted your reading this u stupid s.o.b.

by amado February 17, 2005

Pop-tart

A girl who loves to write about fairies.

Belo is a pop-tart who wants to become a ballerina.

by Mary_R May 19, 2010