Mall balls

When your balls get all sweaty,smelly and sticky from walking in the mall all day.

Damn I got a major case of mall balls while shopping all day with Mary.

by Pdizzle08 March 25, 2009

Coconut Malled

You’ve just been coconut malled

hey you’ve just been coconut malled send this to someone else to undo the coconut malled on you

by Man that’s Major May 7, 2021

westroads mall

this definition is dedicated to the people who lost their lives in the westroads mall shooting

dude did you hear what happened today?

what?

some guy killed 9 people in the westroads mall

by Dan Plunkett January 1, 2008

Mall feet

The term for a condition with various symptoms caused by standing on the National Mall for twelve hours or more waiting for the Obama inauguration; caused by fatigue and exposure to temperatures below freezing.

Man, I can't believe it's only 8:30; I've already got a serious case of Mall feet going on and there's no space to sit.

by drwatson221b January 20, 2009

Mall pussy

Mall pussy is when you have been shopping for a long period of time and you have a sweaty smelly pussy

I just spent 6 hours at the mall and have mall pussy

by Krakra mama June 30, 2016

Mall fatigue

The feeling experienced prior to christmas day when you simply can't continue shopping due to excessive tiredness, confusion and anxiety. Usually triggered by many hours spent in shopping malls, mall fatigue will cause you make bad consumer decisions in an attempt to finish quickly and escape the horror of the christmas shopping rush.

Shopper 1: "I simply can't go on. I think I have mall fatigue."
Shopper 2: "I can tell - your eyes are red and you can't walk in a straight line."
Shopper 1: "I know. Make it stop!"

by toroboy December 30, 2009

Mall Drunk

when someone is overwhelmed (intoxicated) with the size or selection of a mall so much that they act like they aquire symptons of drunken person.

can also mean when someone spends so much that they regret their purchases the next morning (mall hangover)

Brittany has never been to a mall so large that she became mall drunk and bought up the whole store.

by F.B.G.M, February 9, 2012