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tea wanker 

A person who is originated from England.

A person who drinks a lot of tea, at least once every day and is from the country England land.
Yo, Vlad, I bet that guy with the cup of tea is from England, eh?

Yeah, He looks like a tea wanker!
tea wanker by wanking January 18, 2018
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Tea toweling 

The brave act of poking a tea towel knuckles deep into a lions arse.
My attorney and I went tea toweling in Africa this weekend.
An agreement by two or more parties to meet and exchange separate pieces of tea.
Adam has tea that he refuses to spill. We should propose a tea trade with him.
tea trade by Tboiz May 29, 2021

Tea Channel

A type of YouTube channel that reports on the latest news and gossip on the internet, know for creating drama within many community's. These YouTube channels are different from commentary channels because they are generally more opinionated than commentary channels although they overlap.
Have you seen the latest controversy on YouTube it was overblown due to tea channels reporting on it.
Tea Channel by mikegent June 27, 2021

Tea Leaf Green 

A face-melting psychedelic band from San Francisco, CA.
I tried to get knucks at the Tea Leaf Green show last night, but instead my face melted.
Tea Leaf Green by bigbear40 May 27, 2008
In 1773, a group of rebels in Boston harbor angry at a foreign king for forcing taxes on tea imports that the rebels were forced to buy, so they prentended to be dark-skinned natives and dumped the imports into the sea.

Today, a wing of the Republican party dedicated to getting Obama out of office, while conveniently living in denial about the abuses of the Bush years and the Wall Street origins of the Great Recession (2007-present). For instance, the tea party has no problem w/ the glut of cheap imports flooding Walmarts across the fruited plain or the debasement of wages globally that result from it. The tea party actually opposes living wages and organized labor, while having no problems w/ white collar fraud.
The Boston Tea Party was as American as apple pie.

The modern tea party twerps piss me off. Do they even know what the Boston Tea Party was about? It was a foreign country taxing us on imported tea. Who wanted NAFTA and WTO in the 1st place? Who voted for total banking deregulation? Did the Founding Fathers come to America to have the church tell them what to do? I know the desire to tease gays must be irresistable, but THINK!
Tea Party by Dr Democracy September 20, 2011