swipe and go

When one touches there vaginal area and touches your penis and gives you an STD

My man can’t get hard cause I gave him an STD from a swipe and go.

by Mr . Sauce February 20, 2021

swipe

when someone says some dumb shit, you call swipe on it, then you swipe the fuck out they neck.

Philip: you can make six figures doing onlyfans
person: you can make a million dollars?!
Philip: no you silly goose that’s 100,000+ SWIPE!!!

by mary20122012 February 23, 2021

Goon Swiping

Goon swiping' s definition is abstract and can be utilized in a multitude of contexts. Typically, it's utilized in a sexual, dominating, or tricks-y way, wherein something is being taken, conquered, thieved, or dominated.

Chithan: "Yo, I just straight goon swiped this dude on the game!"
Niris: "For real? Straight goon swiping, pimp!

by ntshreveportkid August 26, 2024

Swipe Me Harder

Swipe Me Harder (phrase) – A dry, satirical surrender-refusal used when someone realizes the absurdity of endless app swiping and low-effort modern dating scripts. Means: “I see the algorithmic clown show, I’m not emotionally investing in it anymore, and I’m reallocating energy to real life signals.”

Date: “Just keep swiping, you’ll find someone.”
You: “Yeah, sure—swipe me harder.”

Group chat after a string of ghost matches: “Boys, I have achieved peak Swipe Me Harder energy. Hitting the gym + sleep + social reps instead.”

Alternative: “Got hit with ‘just manifest it’ advice—activated full Swipe Me Harder mode.”

Not:

Not bitterness.
Not misogyny.
It’s a humorous boundary marker: rejecting passive algorithm loops in favor of intentional compounding.

by isoskepsis September 9, 2025

snide swipe

When someone talks shit about you whilst walking by. "Damn I'm so stressed by your snide swipe, I hope you got insurance motherfucker!"

That shit you're talking when you walk past someone and say fucked up shit about them. "My ego hurts worse than the aforementioned snide swipe I recently endured, only because of the inferences made. "

by Architextual January 19, 2025

Swiping and wiping

Scrolling social media while on the toilet

I spent my whole break at work swiping and wiping

by Snarkpocolypse January 29, 2025

Keep Swiping

A phrase usually ended to the end of a statement, demanding that the listener/reader would ignore the previous content without comment or consideration.

Referencing short form content for mobile devices where one would move from video to video via swiping on their screen. They would be asked to effectively either forget or write off what came before as a mundane or boring event.

"bro did you two just kiss?"

"yeah we gay, keep swiping"

by Capt. Feathers March 24, 2025