Swan Topping

A blood sport involving the throwing of a throwable cutting implement at a swimming flock of swans, with the aim to decapitate as many as possible
Hey Billy, I was planning on disposing of a few old circular saw blades, ..wanna make a game of it with a round of swan topping?
by willybrrreeeen May 25, 2022
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Elisha swan

When someone’s call an Elisha swan it means they are shaped like an circular object
Oh she is such a Elisha swan
by Bitchfuckcunt November 20, 2022
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Swan Party

It's basically a hen party for stuck up snobs
"When is your Hen party?"

"Hen party? That's so last decade you dumb bitch, I'm worth a Swan party"
by Sploosh93 July 13, 2020
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Broken swan

Special agents who are emotionally unavailable or otherwise broken from years of military service, divorce and/or estranged children
Mr. White’s eyes are entralling; However, behind that enthralling sight, there is a broken swan—it

will destroy my ingenuity.
by Casiopea April 20, 2019
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swan rape

Greek myth about Zeus pretending to be a swan to take advantage of Leda; an awesome fantasy football trade where one person takes advantage of another player's injury list to get a sweet WR.
Getting steve smith for addai and tomlinson? Swan rape.
by Manager, Pecan Sandies October 06, 2011
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romantic swan dance

The 'romantic swan dance' is an act performed by two modern metro-sexual males who would happen to live together, usually in an apartment in an upmarket area, such as Leamington Spa in Warwickshire, UK.

The 'romantic swan dance' usually takes place in an area where there is much space available in which to dance, such as the living room. It commences when a song similar in nature to 'Happy' by Pharrell Williams is heard.

The two males begin the dance by prancing around in a similar fashion to Morris dancers, with much clapping and knee slapping taking place before decending into some freaky-freestyle movements.

It only ends when both males are dripping wet with sweat and completely exhausted.
"Jesus is this romantic swan dance still going on?"
by 'THE SHADOW' April 14, 2016
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Swan muncher

Someone who eats Swans. This is illegal in the UK, and is generally done by pikeys.
by Paulo Makowski April 17, 2008
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