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Usually refering to cheap weed
You aint sellin me no fuckin swag
by Ian Russell January 3, 2004
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Military scout sniper slang for "Sophisticated Wild Ass Guess"
Used when there is not enough time to make proper calculations for the exact shot.
The shooter will make an educated (sophisticated) guess as to the leading of the target, the range, wind, etc.
The hostiles were moving in too fast, I didnt have time to make the proper calculations, so I just estimated the lead and range on the target and hit him! - Nice damn SWAG man!
by Sion12 January 10, 2009
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stolen without a gun,a scam where one is separated from money or valuables without use of weapons
I expected to get some cheap weed from the corner dealer but he swag(ed) my ass and all I had was oregano!
by oceanloon March 31, 2009
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Swag is when a person holds semen (AKA sperm, jizz, cum)
under their tongue for one minute, then swishes it thoroughly
around their mouth and gargles it.
Guy 1: Yo, I got swag.
Guy 2:...So you play with semen? Sick f*ck.
by Lexixel August 6, 2009
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Promotional gift, tzatchke or leave-behind. The calendar your insurance agent sends. The t-shirt you get at a 5k race. The Gucci purse a member of the academy gets before the Oscars. S.W.A.G. from "sent with a gift."
This year, SWAG from the conference included a gym bag with the sponsor's logo, some coffee mugs with the co-sponsor's logo and some chocolates in the shape of a stethiscope.
by Dave January 10, 2005
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i got swag cause i'm asian bietch!!!
by ralfyy_408 June 2, 2011
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Normally used in a "positive" way but always used to describe the minuscule accomplishments in one's life. Popularized by terrible "musicians" it is now used by almost everyone between the age groups of 14-21 to describe anything and everything they do because it makes them feel better about themselves.
John: Hey man I just ate a sandwich for lunch!
DeSean: Swag.
Jeremy: DeSean, you're an idiot.....
by IRHTWS September 17, 2011
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