National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day

Suck that one 5'5 guy who you brought to the mall dick

"Bro its National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day and I'm 5'5 at the mall!"

violently gargles on his dick

by gayfigger November 20, 2022

cum guzzling gutter slut two dollar whore that sucks dick for coke money

filth whore, dirty cunt, reference to a twat that lives in the fairfield area.. has BPD and the cookie monster googling EYE

Brittany P DV is the worlds biggest fattest nastiest ugliest cum guzzling gutter slut two dollar whore that sucks dick for coke money

by LouieFuckinD February 28, 2008

National tell a white girl to suck your paki dick day

Takes place every year on July 1st

Just tell a white girl to suck your paki dick they derseve it

white girl: goodmorning baby
brown girl: suck my paki dick hoe, it’s national tell a white girl to suck your paki dick day

by emmarobertsrailme June 17, 2021

You ever suck a real live dick before

A fantastic insult that will destroy the opposing party in an arguement

Hey buddy you ever suck a real live dick before?

by Yungfruitsnack6900 March 15, 2019

YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER

this is one of the longest insults known to man-kind, and is most commonly used to REALLY piss some one off to the highest degree, often when they are a fucking whore that deserves to die
-and you often say that when your gonna kill their mother

P1: you are a mother fucking idiot that should go die in a piss filled ho-
p2: YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH, YOU CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK, AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER!!!
p1: nah... wait WHAT?!
p2: *kills mother*
p1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by SomeRandomIdiotThatSucksAss April 16, 2022

National suck a dick day

National suck a dick day falls on June 25th.
On this day anyone can suck your dick and you can suck anyone’s dicks. No questions asked.

Note: sucking a dick on national suck a dick day does not make you gay.

Person 1: hi, can I suck your dick?
Person 2: ew no go away.
Person 1: it’s national suck a dick day, it’s illegal to deny my request

Person 2: oh okay.

by This is Patrick June 25, 2019

suck my dick

your about to put your lips on someones dick
and suck that shit

"suck my dick please"

by sillwyywyw February 18, 2022