Puerto Rican Shower

Noun: When a girl ain’t showered and she know her coochie stank, so she sprays along with the rest of her with perfume.

“Going on a date right after work. No time for a shower, so Puerto Rican shower it is!”

by Mystressovmayhem January 3, 2024

Puerto rican shitshow

When your coworker manages to spray the top of the toilet tank with assjuice, and or leaves shitty corn on the bathroom floor at work. People tend to do this move at gas stations and movie theaters.

I walked into the bathroom at work only to see that Carlos turned it into a puerto rican shitshow! Somehow he splashed his ass juice all over the employee bathroom and leaves it for others to take care of.

by lionel is a stupid fuckingname August 28, 2023

puerto rican monday

A national Puerto Rican holiday which is celebrated every Monday so that they can have a 3 day weekend

Jose siding show up for work said it was a Puerto Rican monday

by Bhixton6500 March 8, 2021

Puerto Rican Briefcase

A plastic single-use grocery bag frequently used by latinos to transport their lunch.

"The fridge at work was jam packed full of Puerto Rican Briefcases."

by FooSieben July 29, 2019

<.7.9.7.6.>Puerto Ricans Are Welcomed In CUba If They Believe In Typing Testimoials, Exclusively On A Keyboard<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Puerto Ricans Are Welcomed In CUba If They Believe In Typing Testimoials, Exclusively On A Keyboard<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Puerto Ricans Are Welcomed In CUba If They Believe In Typing Testimoials, Exclusively On A Keyboard<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

puerto rican roon

Someone whom is a dumbass

God don’t say that you sound like a Puerto Rican roon

by Heresith May 16, 2018

Puerto Rican Thumbprint

The process of fingering your Puerto Rican classmate’s mom specifically with your thumb ensuring insertion in both the entrance and exit holes, and then applying the resulting truffle butter residue across her forehead infant Simba style.

I totally gave Tito’s mom the Puerto Rican Thumbprint last night!

by Tito’s step Papi November 12, 2022