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Secret Puerto Rican

A tan which hides someones dark complexion. Not unlike a reverse farmers tan.
by Lance kilbert October 10, 2017
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puerto rican relief package

When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.
“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”
by SCbobby222 October 19, 2017
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Puerto Rican roll out

Similar to an "Irish Goodbye", a Puerto rican roll out occurs after consuming one too many tequilas and you silently disappear from friends and family before you're able to make more of a scene.
"Shit. I just finished 2 bottles of Patron and have licked 3 random people's faces. I'm also pretty sure I tried to use out table as a toilet. It's probably time for a Puerto Rican roll out!"
by Ripken0713RifjRdjfj April 26, 2017
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puerto rican car wash

Urinating on an object with the goal of cleaning said object
Yo Holmes, Honda Civic is mad dirty, I'm about to give that shit a puerto rican car wash
by Jhutchftw April 28, 2016
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puerto rican monday

A national Puerto Rican holiday which is celebrated every Monday so that they can have a 3 day weekend
Jose siding show up for work said it was a Puerto Rican monday
by Bhixton6500 March 8, 2021
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Puerto Rican Shower

When a person has beer funneled into their rear-end and then is penetrated in the anus
Kyle is walking a bit funny. Do you think he had a Puerto Rican Shower yesterday
by uknev2016 March 26, 2021
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Puerto Rican Style

"There wasn't much room in the booth, so we had to fuck puerto rican style."

"He was too lazy to sit up so he just laid there puerto rican style while I gave him a bj."
by Dash R1prock December 18, 2012
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