by Lance kilbert October 10, 2017
Get the Secret Puerto Rican mug.When having intercourse with a woman whose appearance is well below a 4, achieving climax is sometimes quite laborious for the male. The female, however, has no problem climaxing because of the rare nature of her booty calls. Because she’s exhausted from her multiple orgasms and unfamiliar with sexual etiquette she ceases coitus operations prematurely, leaving her partner unsatisfied. In such cases it is common for the female to deliver a Puerto Rican Relief Package which consists of a bottle of lotion, a box of tissues, and a vintage Hustler magazine.
“I fucked the ugliest girl for 2 hrs last night and just couldn’t cum. At least the bitch gave me a Puerto Rican Relief Package”
by SCbobby222 October 19, 2017
Get the puerto rican relief package mug.Similar to an "Irish Goodbye", a Puerto rican roll out occurs after consuming one too many tequilas and you silently disappear from friends and family before you're able to make more of a scene.
"Shit. I just finished 2 bottles of Patron and have licked 3 random people's faces. I'm also pretty sure I tried to use out table as a toilet. It's probably time for a Puerto Rican roll out!"
by Ripken0713RifjRdjfj April 26, 2017
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Get the puerto rican car wash mug.A national Puerto Rican holiday which is celebrated every Monday so that they can have a 3 day weekend
by Bhixton6500 March 8, 2021
Get the puerto rican monday mug.by uknev2016 March 26, 2021
Get the Puerto Rican Shower mug."There wasn't much room in the booth, so we had to fuck puerto rican style."
"He was too lazy to sit up so he just laid there puerto rican style while I gave him a bj."
"He was too lazy to sit up so he just laid there puerto rican style while I gave him a bj."
by Dash R1prock December 18, 2012
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