student digs

Student digs are student accomondations

Hey are you staying in the student digs?

by Winged Demon April 5, 2017

student loan

A bank note taken out by a late-stage child for a quarter of a million dollars to assist them in getting a job that pays thirty thousand dollars a year. Once attained, it's required that you drink overpriced beer and cocktails while congregating with other loan holders to complain about how people who found other means to success should pay for the balance of the bill.

"When that hunk, Joe Biden, talks about wiping out my student loans, I get wet and need new panties."

by RKive$85 December 2, 2022

Global Studies

A class consisting of AP world history and Honors english. Also includes, but is not limited to, 3 hours of homework a night, limited social life, and pulling of the hair.

I have a ton of Global Studies homework tonight, man!

by Zhephyr Anne June 19, 2012

Graduate student syndrome

Graduate student syndrome includes those who've never held a job, their parents paid for their education, think that they know better than you outside of their discipline, can never be wrong, can't admit when they are wrong, and are insecure.

Jesse attempted to school his landlord with respect to property management law. He got his ass handed to him. He thinks that he knows everything and is never wrong. I think he's suffering from graduate student syndrome.

by kilday April 7, 2019

student flipping

A drug combination of ibuprofen and caffeine pills.

"Dude, I did so well on my last exam!"
"I told you student flipping is the only way to study!"

by [AP|N] Swordfish January 4, 2008

studies have shown

What you say when you're trying to convince someone that you know the facts because you're an academic and you've read completely legitimate studies funded by unbiased corporations, but you can't remember right now where you read it or what the paper is titled. But they should totally trust you because you know your shit and are one fart smeller.

Also known as a blind cite.

Studies have shown that fluoride in the water aids in prevention of cavities, despite the fact that fluoride is a topical medicine historically used as a rat poison.

by Wolfin_ October 27, 2018

university student

A stage in the life cycle of human beings; common precursor to politicians, hippies, CEO's, cab drivers, scientists, interns, and doctors. Also a reference to hipsters with overzealous aspirations for the environment.

John: "On my way to Nunavut, some miserable cunt of a hipster tried to tell me that polar bear hunting is harmful to the planet."

Henry: "You see Old Boy, that's the current juxtaposition of university students these days; if it isn't about a trend, it's about polar bears."

by -Y.F. September 23, 2013