Boom stiff

When you get aroused by farts of smelly buttholes

I have such a boom stiff right now.

by Gogopowerrangers1 March 30, 2017

Stiffness

When a man's penis is erect during an important social function, causing great awkwardness and discomfort.
The man will then justify is awkward behavior in some far fetched way.

Person 1: Is anything ze matter, Sir Hilary?
Person 2: Just a slight stiffness coming on, due to the altitude, no doubt.

by Harder, daddy February 20, 2018

Bald Stiff

A person who has no hair and works at mindless boring job that they hate.

Hey Steve! Look at those construction workers over there, a bunch of bald stiffs.

by 19Characters June 16, 2018

Stiff Finger

Almost killing a character in a video game and panicking for a milisecond causing you to lose the kill.

Dude, you totally just stiff fingered that guy.

by Nightside September 23, 2017

Stiff Bob

Eva Morgan💘💘

Ugh see that Eva Morgan she has such a stiff Bob💘

by Rachell McM November 4, 2020

Stiff-Fanny

A deli girl with a twisted mind.

Also has a stiff fanny for all the old daddies

Stiff-fanny That Steph girl really is a STIFFFANNY

by ??? Hi December 5, 2021

Stiff penny

Slang for alot of money;expensive

I made a stiff penny working as a lawyer.

by Mid-Malone February 20, 2023