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Boom stiff

When you get aroused by farts of smelly buttholes
I have such a boom stiff right now.
by Gogopowerrangers1 March 30, 2017
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Stiffness

When a man's penis is erect during an important social function, causing great awkwardness and discomfort.
The man will then justify is awkward behavior in some far fetched way.
Person 1: Is anything ze matter, Sir Hilary?
Person 2: Just a slight stiffness coming on, due to the altitude, no doubt.
by Harder, daddy February 20, 2018
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Bald Stiff

A person who has no hair and works at mindless boring job that they hate.
Hey Steve! Look at those construction workers over there, a bunch of bald stiffs.
by 19Characters June 16, 2018
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Stiff Finger

Almost killing a character in a video game and panicking for a milisecond causing you to lose the kill.
Dude, you totally just stiff fingered that guy.
by Nightside September 23, 2017
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Stiff Bob

Eva Morgan💘💘
Ugh see that Eva Morgan she has such a stiff Bob💘
by Rachell McM November 4, 2020
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Stiff-Fanny

A deli girl with a twisted mind.

Also has a stiff fanny for all the old daddies
Stiff-fanny That Steph girl really is a STIFFFANNY
by ??? Hi December 5, 2021
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Stiff penny

Slang for alot of money;expensive
I made a stiff penny working as a lawyer.
by Mid-Malone February 20, 2023
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