Steamy Sasso

The act of defacating on your sexual partners face, then plastic wraping it on.

She was such a freak in bed and she liked to be Steamy Sasso'd

by froggy486 June 25, 2010

Steezytron

Someone who has surpassed the levels of ultimate steezyness.

Bro, your homie is a steezytron fo show.

by Steezytron July 25, 2010

steazle

The best of the best..... something of incomparable greatness.

If a hommie or someone of radical nature does a trick or some type of insurmountable feat, one may say, "Dude that was steazle." (Used more as a statement than a complement.)

by Kala Alexander January 7, 2011

Sleazy Cesar

When a man offers to give a girl an oil massage, then excuses himself to the bathroom, where he jerks off in his hand instead, and uses that. Then after said massage, he spoons her for the rest of the night.

She was so ugly, I couldn't bear to look at her face, So I gave her a Sleazy Cesar!

by rod longfellow February 21, 2011

Steamy pants

When someone's pants are said to be steaming, either through having shit themselves or through being phenominally attractive.

I'd love to get into her steamy pants

or

He should go change his steamy pants

by CapitateEdd February 4, 2012

steamy muffin

The act of shitting in one's hand then inserting the feces into your partner's butt while screaming "Steamy Muffin!"

Hey Jane have you had any steamy muffins lately?

by Manslut5000 October 6, 2013

Steamy Roller

Much like a Cleveland Steamer; the act of shitting on one's sexual partner's chest and proceeding to smear it around in a circular motion with one's ass cheeks.

My girlfriend let me try the Steamy Roller last night. You couldn't even see her under the three feet of shit I flopped on her chest. She looked like a shit demon when I was done smearing it everywhere. Best night evar.

by Steamy Roller 4evar#Onyourface December 3, 2013