Stabbed by a blunt instrument

Refers to the act in which the male reproductive organ enters the female reproductive tract as a result of copulation.

John: My cousin Theresa got stabbed by a blunt instrument.
Rose: Ha? What are ya on about?
John: Aye, she's got a bun in the oven.
Rose: Oh right. The stupid bitch!
John: Aye..

by sublamagee February 22, 2011

Saab Story

In other words: Swedish Automobile Always Broken. Every Saab owner has a Saab story or a sob story.

Fav sees Dolan hitchhiking down Route 1A, pulls over to pick him up.

Fav: What up bro?
Dolan: Eh, fuckin' car broke down again.
Fav: Second fuckin' time this month?
Dolan: Yeah, Fuckin' Saab Story, don't really want to talk about it.
Fav: All right, let's go fingerbang Maryjane Rottencrotch. Maybe that will get the Saab off of your mind.
Dolan: Let's stop at The Beef Corral first, I'm starving.
Fav: Okay.

by Fav April 13, 2008

shit stabber

one who has butt sex/anal sex

I heard Captain shit stabber over there got some ass

by zdawg_22 July 26, 2006

Dick stab

The sexual act of inserting the penis into another person. The term is normally associated with a forceful or unpleasant experience.

Woman 1: You have no idea how many times Tiger dick stabbed me that night. It was like I was a pin cushion.
Woman 2: Yeah, no wonder they call him Tiger Woods.

by ivashay March 1, 2011

I stab you

Phrase said at Saugus High School. Attempted by many, mastered by only one.

Mr. Miller, the Euro teacher, can't pull off saying "I stab you". Only that weird kid with the scarf can.

by Awesome Incarnate December 1, 2004

Stabbin

To be drivin extremely fast... basically speeding.

to be doin an excess of 20 or even 30 more mph than the speed limit....

Damnnnn cuz that nigga is stabbin right there in that rice rocket

"Speedometer says a hundred, im takin it there" - Keak Da Sneak

"We dont stop for police, we haul ass" - Turf Talk

by Jae Jammer May 22, 2007

saab 340

Swedish made aircraft by Saab automotive group. Often mistaken for a Fairchild Metroliner as parts for both aircraft are difficult to find.

Also the #1 aircraft choice by Australia's largest independent airline; Regional Express for their cost effectiveness.

Engineer 1: "You fixed that control issue on the Saab 340 yet?"
Engineer 2: "Well not really, we ran out of cabling so I took some from the metro, but that wasn't enough. Rang up Sweden and they ran out back in 1985"

by The_Mannn May 11, 2018