A person who has the magnificent ability to whisper to a squirrel, and have the squirrel fall under their spell.
There was a squirrel in my backyard who was eating all my tomatoes. I decided to call a squirrel whisperer to tame the squirrel.
by Indy Jones September 25, 2011

Squirrel World is a telling metaphor or pet name for the lovely squirrel-filled city of Ann Arbor, Michigan. The term was first coined by Jay Borchert, a PhD student in Sociology at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor after he moved from the squirrel-free world of Chicago to squirrel world to begin his graduate work. When in Ann Arbor, you'll be sure to see people feeding squirrels, squirrels crossing the street, squirrels wandering up to people as if to ask "what's up" and the fattest most well-fed squirrels in the U.S.
For example, I went to Merida, Mexico for vacation which is "iguana world" and then returned to squirrel world, granola, and academic life.
by PhDeeJay June 12, 2012

An idiot. Generally a fratty kind of person who wears only Lacoste, Polo, Vineyard Vines and New Balance. The name comes from the relative size of their penis.
"Look at that squirrel boner over there trying to get in her pants!"
"He'll never make it. She wants a real man, not a squirrel boner."
"He'll never make it. She wants a real man, not a squirrel boner."
by Puchley October 27, 2008

What is typically found under a freshly shaven vagina that you most definitaly wished that you had never found!
A severally bruised and shaven beat up mound of love pudding;a gnarled and chewed upcamel toe; A stank sore and puss covered piece of rancidcrotchtuna; A cum dumpster;sloppy seconds; A piece of snatch found on freshman college girl after her first semester; maybe a man cock.
Guy 1: Sweet, did you hit that shit last night?
Guy 2: Man, I took dat freshman home last night and pulled down her draws, and all I found was a shaven squirrel! Ugghh
Guy 1: Sweet, did you hit that shit last night?
Guy 2: Man, I took dat freshman home last night and pulled down her draws, and all I found was a shaven squirrel! Ugghh
by DA CAPT'MN February 8, 2008

There was no way I could hold that screaming squirrel in my ass......that shit flew out on a mission.
by DavidoPowellez January 12, 2008

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