squat jam

listening to your ipod while taking a shit

I just finished squat jamming

by Dr. King January 12, 2009

Kumquat squat

Rejected flavor of energy drink that tastes like a combination of shit and piss

Wow, I drank that kumquat squat drink and I hurled and I shitted the rest of the day!

by yeargh November 3, 2016

The Davies Squat

When your Spanish teacher squats sexually to write on the bottom of the whiteboard and you and your friend start laughing because your imagining him bouncing on a dick.

me: Look at Senior Davies he's squatting
friend: Oh god he's doing The Davies Squat
me: Imagine if he was naked bouncing on a dick
friend: pass the bleach

by Dark Chocolat June 21, 2021

Fire Squats

The burning sensation you feel in your anus after you eat spicy foods.

I ate a habanero yesterday. I had the fire squats like crazy.

by Bananadiles January 10, 2012

squat tink

a synonym for bitch.

"Man, I don't know if I should ask Shannon out...she's so fine..."

"Ay, stop being such a fucking squat tink pussy and tap that"

by Vax October 20, 2007

broly squat

an extremely difficult squat with the knees spread apart and ass sticking out. The person must be naked

Have you seen Eric's broly squat? It's so gay.

by Rabdullah Hummus the 16th January 8, 2021

Squat-shot

Selfie of you squatting over your phone where you get a close up picture of your pussy.

Last night my friend Curtisse sent me a squat-shot on snapchat

by P&Z April 14, 2016