Square up this joint

Verb, used in the context of cleaning. To tell someone to square up this joint means you're telling them to clean said place. Joint referring to the room/house you're standing in.

Dad: Your mom wants you to square up this joint, yo.
Son: She wants me to clean my room?
Dad: Word.
Son: Okay.
Dad: Represent.

by Dewger October 15, 2010

round-square

To create a round-square would defy the laws of physics, philosophy, space, time, and spacetime. Such a thing could possibly cause the unweaving of the fabric of time and space. Existence as we know it would cease.

Uh-oh ... is that a round-square? ...

*POP*

by Coffee May 2, 2005

the square root of bugger all

basically nothing at all, even less than bugger all

im sick to high buggerage of you sitting there doing the square root of bugger all while i do the housework

by gaw and loz April 18, 2008

times square bomb

half a shot of absinthe, half a shot of gin.

drop into a cup of champagne.

Only drunk on NYE

Would you like a flute of champagne?

No thanks, give me a times square bomb please.

by tiger4life January 2, 2012

circle takes the square

Circle Takes the Square(CTTS) are an amazing screamo band, from Savannah Georgia, USA. The band formed in 2000 and the four band members are known for their vegetarian lifestyles and were also nominated for the sexiest vegetarians of 2006 award. The bands songs are often refereed as being epic songs with many songs starting slow and clam and turning into heavy songs with chaotic drumming, highly technical bass/guitar work and crushing choruses. This band represents what real screamo is.

Circle Takes the Square and Saetia are real screamo bands

Taking back Sunday, Thursday, My chemical Romance are NOT screamo nor are they even emo (which is actually a dead genre of music)

by Intertech April 22, 2007

smoke a square

A square is a slang word for cigarette. The box that cigarettes come in ressembles a square. Hence the name, "square" for a cigarette. Smoking a square is the act of satisfying your craving for nicotine by smoking a cigarette.

"Let's go smoke a square."
"Hey buddy, do you got an extra square?"

by Fierce Mint April 27, 2006

Square Invasion

When some jack-off isn't content with his/her own square on the sofa/couch and like some armchair Hitler tries to move in to your square as well.

(Everyone is allocated one square and no more)

(Brian is plotting a Square Invasion)

Mark: Here! Get your feet out of my square you square invader!!

Brian: C'mon your not even using all of it and I want to put my feet up, you curly-headed f*ck

by R. R. Toilet Gee June 27, 2010