When you cum on a magazine preferably a porn magazine and you can't open it up because the cum has sealed it.
When I saw Jenna Jameson in Playboy I cummed all over the magazine and when I came back a week later I couldn't open it because it was spunk taped.
by Crunk Magnum May 15, 2009
Get the Spunk tapedmug. A kosher alcoholic beverage consisting of 3 specific kosher liquors: STOLICHNAYA blueberry vodka, DEKYPUR Blue Curacao and SAUZA Blue Tequila. This "shot" is served in equal parts over ice, in a highball glass. It is garnished with a floating blue crayon. (It is acceptable, in small bars and homes only, with these tough economic times to chop up the crayon and put a few pieces in the drink.)
I was so hammered last night! Every frame I lost in bowling, I was forced to do a shot of Smurf Spunk! After about 7 of them I lost track, and somehow I thought it'd be funny if I stuck one of the crayons up my ass!
by AWESOMERJNM July 28, 2011
Get the Smurf Spunkmug. by Big rudeboi October 12, 2019
Get the Spunk Bubblemug. The semen (better known as cum) inside of a rubber after you finish blowing a big one right after a great fuck.
Man, last night I fucked the hell out of my girl friend and afterward, I pull off the condom and slung my RUBBER SPUNK all over her shit.
She call me a nasty ass bastard, but I didn't care; She already got my shit off.....LOL
She call me a nasty ass bastard, but I didn't care; She already got my shit off.....LOL
by Doctor Mattadon December 14, 2008
Get the rubber spunkmug. Man1: did you see that girl last night she sucked pretty much the whole party off
Man2: really?! Sounds like a bit of a spunk warrior to me
Man2: really?! Sounds like a bit of a spunk warrior to me
by Max hardon March 31, 2011
Get the Spunk Warriormug. by Robert Paulson May 27, 2016
Get the spunk fistingmug. by LA2K3 May 2, 2003
Get the spunk lashmug.