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spittin seedz

to talk trash, bullshit, nonsense, incoherent mess. frontin like youre the shit when you aint shit.
"quit spittin seedz nigga..yo ass spittin all dem seedz up in my grill, got me brushin dat sheitt off wit a broom n shit."
"a broom? dats sum seedz fo yo ass right there."
by manny arocha April 9, 2006
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shitty state

a state which is very slow and everything about it sucks.
by Billybobpatrioticpride August 15, 2006
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shitty mess

just the worst kind of mess, one involving shit. shitty to clean up, shitty to behold.
junipers diaper was hanging half off his ass in the car. it is a shitty mess. it is a shitty mess.
by viciousk March 13, 2008
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spitta

"Walk in the club with the auto-spitta."
by kushcoma June 7, 2016
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shitty booty

You smell likeshit or you musty
by players guide March 3, 2017
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Spitter Baby

When an extraordinarily fat woman (usually black) can't get pregnant by traditional means, she employs the assistance of a homosexual gynecologist. Said gynecologist will then fellate (suck off) the baby daddy until the gynecologists mouth is full of black seed. The gynecologist will then spit the fresh load into his hand and fist the patient until she is inseminated. This is the most common method of artificial insemination in the South.
OJ was really busy at work this week. He had an open house pregnancy seminar for the morbidly obese at his clinic. He sucked off at least a dozen men and made 1 Spitter Baby. The other 11 didn't take because he swallowed.
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shitty yamaguchi

The act of having 2 other people defecate in a shower stall, and then stepping on each turd and sliding around like a figure skater. Popularized by Hinder guitarist Joe "blower" Garvey, as told to the world by Staind vocalist Aaron Lewis.
What do you get when you combine poop, a shower and figure skating? Shitty Yamaguchi.
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 20, 2019
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