Spicy Bagel

Used to define a grim bird, she's that horrid to look at you can only imagine how bad her fanny is.

"Mate she's fuckin' angin she must have a right spicy bagel"

by DspmShh December 22, 2018

spicy john

A Spicy John is when you drop an epic dump out of your third butthole. The third butthole only appears when one has been awoken through years of exclusively boofing psychedelics and watching The Fountain on repeat and absolute copious amounts of weed until entire enlightenment. The Spicy John is ridding your earthly vessel of any literal secular shit holding you down.

My friend went to Cochella and said he took a Spicy John in the portapotty after Ariana Grande's set... but I don't really believe his wokeness.

by __tater_th0t_ June 07, 2020

Spicy black

First known reference of this word was May, 27th 2020. Referring to a Hispanic half black person. Whom, does not appear to be a black person at first appearance.

"Can he say that?"
"oh, he's spicy black"

by T1rr2 May 27, 2021

Spicy Coke

Methamphetamines, aka pop rocks, Scooby snacks, high speed chicken feed, speed, the stuff that helped Ricky Bobby beat the Pierre guy, the stuff, biker coffee, ice, quartz, meth

George: Hey guy, you know where I could get some Spicy Coke?
Some guy(not a rat): Yeah I got you, 8 ball for 100? *pulls out bag*
George: That’s a niiiiiiice boulder

George then spent the rest of his life talking like Boomhauer

by bro george dude March 18, 2022

Spicy Turkey

When a man pulls his scrotum down to resemble a turkeys caruncle (wattle). He then uses a zester to remove the outer layer of skin and then dunk his sack into the hot sauce of his choice. He will then make the noises of an angry Turkey.

I would rather have a Spicy Turkey than spend time with my ex.

by Sir Dripsalot November 04, 2019

Spicy nap

When someone is having a seizure, or seizure like activity, it’s referred to as a spicy nap.

She’ll be fine, she just had a spicy nap

by EssJay36 February 11, 2022

Spicy Matthew

You've forget you've been chopping chillis and accidentally scratch your balls with your spicy hands . Your balls are starting to burn so you smother them with avocado oil to take out the spice, but wait now you have greasy balls and entirely different but no less unpleasant sensation. The only logical thing to do to combat the grease is to wash your balls with dish soap. Sweet relief!! the Spicy Matthew technique was a success!!!

Damn it ! I've got chilli on my balls again!, time to pull a Spicy Matthew and stop this burning.

by GhostieGhost July 11, 2021