You've forget you've been chopping chillis and accidentally scratch your balls with your spicy hands . Your balls are starting to burn so you smother them with avocado oil to take out the spice, but wait now you have greasy balls and entirely different but no less unpleasant sensation. The only logical thing to do to combat the grease is to wash your balls with dish soap. Sweet relief!! the Spicy Matthew technique was a success!!!
by GhostieGhost July 11, 2021
Get the Spicy Matthewmug. When you feel like there is a fire breathing dragon stuck sideways in your colon! You push and push then finally you explode, and your body experiences this blissful tingling sensation as if thousands of tiny unicorns were dancing on your spine! At that moment you look down, and your butthole is smoking like a gun barrel!
by Busted knuckles May 12, 2016
Get the spicy dookiemug. by essyjizzenburger April 7, 2019
Get the Top Spicymug. When a man pulls his scrotum down to resemble a turkeys caruncle (wattle). He then uses a zester to remove the outer layer of skin and then dunk his sack into the hot sauce of his choice. He will then make the noises of an angry Turkey.
by Sir Dripsalot November 4, 2019
Get the Spicy Turkeymug. by H. Scorpio July 19, 2023
Get the A Spicy Eltonmug. My bunny didn’t eat the Timothy hay I set out for her, and instead chose spicy hay of my phone cord.
by PumpkinGuts91 February 8, 2023
Get the spicy haymug. The origins of “Spicy Iguana” came from Godzilla. Man, Godzilla is just a spicy iguana. It’s is now more commonly used as a term of platonic love for a person. Someone who despite getting on your nerves or fights will still be your best friend. 🔥 🦎
by Spicy iguana <3 June 5, 2022
Get the spicy iguanamug.