Sploon

sploon (noun); verb, splooned, splooning, adj sploony

noun (onomatopoeic)

1. A dreadful painful wailing whooping noise specifically on the guitar, often heard during a preposterously self indulgent guitar solo. always out of context to the music being played and often with the use of a whammy bar.

"Whoa did you hear that total sploon from Stevie fucking Vye there? - He's playing the hokey-cokey at a third birthday party - not fucking Madison Square Garden!"

by Jock Ferrie June 12, 2013

spoon

the entire lacrosse stick. the head, the shaft, all of it.

This is my chill spoon. I just use it to throw around in the morning in my boxers. I have a game spoon too.

by laxbroski May 19, 2009

Alabama Spoon Cricket

A Nigger.

Yo, Tyrone! You is one dirty rotten Alabama spoon cricket!!

by Synonymous-Stan July 26, 2010

Big Spoon

The person who complements the little spoon in a bed. They are laid down facing the same direction but very close to each other in a spoon like position

Stacie was the big spoon to Jessica after they passed out in Jill's bed taking vodka root beer shots all night.

by Jess Dowd June 19, 2008

Spoon Swaggin

Taking a plastic or metal spoon & giving it swag by taking photos with it.

Hey, look at the spoon! It's totally Spoon Swaggin!

by OhYeahBeliebers December 22, 2010

Spoondick

An Insult. A replacement to the term "Dickhead".

Explanation: "Imagine a spoon. Imagine a spoon as my dick. Imagine that I could scoop things out with my spoondick. Now THAT is stupid!"

Hey Spoondick, get to the back!

Go wank somewhere else, spoondick.

Timmy, you spoondick!

etc

by Thebestfrenchie October 27, 2009

caramel spoon

Caramel Spoon is made up phrase said during TheSpeedGamers marathon of Metroid.
It happened during the stream of Metroid Prime Hunter.

Fake definition noted was sticking a spoonful of caramel into unmentionable areas.

"You should make her do a caramel spoon"
"what's a caramel spoon?"

by Kolma October 9, 2008